Hey there!!!

It's party time!!  Come over!!  Weeeee!!!

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Silence!!!!

In the event of an emergency please begin running around like a crazy person and break all valuable items in sight.

 

I dedicate this to all mah niggaz who fell in 'Nam to the dreaded PingPong disease.

 

Damn I'm bored.

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Look...
Listening to: Thumpitythunp
Feeling: crestfallen

Stop staring at me!!!!

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Meh...
Listening to: Jesus Harmonica Quartet
Feeling: defiant

But I don't wanna update Ma. :(

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Leezen carefooly...
Listening to: Red Elvises
Feeling: catatonic

Meet me at ze statue of Lenin at midnight for furzer inztructionz.

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So...
Feeling: i have to pee

I know this isn't much, but it'll have to doooooo. For meow at least. Kiss me, I'm shitfaced.

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ATTENTION CITIZENS!!!
Listening to: Eeeeek!!!!
Feeling: glorious

That is all.

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail." --Gore Vidal (1925 - )

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This..

is crap. Scott, fix it. :D

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Summation
Listening to: Spock & Bones Ranting About Lava Monsters
Feeling: hardcore

Ey theenk eyve becumn grramaticklee emperred,,,,

~-=Quote Of The Day=-~ "A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance." --Anatole France (1844 - 1924) ~-=Another Quote Of The Day=-~ "Damn, that Forrest Whitraker's a black summbitch." --ME
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Entry List
Hey there!!!
Silence!!!!
Look...
Meh...
Leezen carefooly...
So...
ATTENTION CITIZENS!!!
This..
Summation
Fargooten Binglestok
Car Fun & Letter Of The Day
Ohhhh Dannnnng...
Bump.
Zing
Sometimes...
'Tis Time
Think About It...
I Am Me
What's Your Price?
Snookum's
You See...
How's That For An Entrance?!?!
Grimlock Smash!
and remember kids...
And Thus I Say...
Three Hundred Sixty Five...
Damn Thems
Save Me
The Dream
Tire Raid?????
Do You Think...
Fight Against Humanity
Can It Be?!
Flaming Rubber Tires
Here's One For The Ladies
Oooohh, The Pain Is Nummy
Mmmmm....
Send It!!
Doi!
Clamtatoes
Come Sail Away Chico
Bon Voyage Assmonkey
Duh
Dinkle Doo
Happy Barfday To Me!!
Can I Eat Your Tots?
Dorkus Maximus
Expect No Less
Next Patient Please
Yet......Again?
Thas Right Biatches
Ummm.....
Imanagerie
MVEMJSUNP
New Entry
Toga!!!
I Am A Sex Machine
Blurger
Take That Evildoer (namely me)
Ramma Llamma
Slick Protruding Thingers
My Pancakes Are Nekkid
Chimabuubuu
Closed For Repairs
Exeunt Players, Stage Front
Cold Feet & Hot Pants
SAMMITCH!!!!
Am I A Gangsta?
Pootielicious!
Sniff It Till You're Raw
We Want The Funk! Bring On...
Wanna Scam?
...Cough, Cough...
Invalid Entry
Rook Out! It's Godzirra!!!
Crack Smoking Psycho Whore
Inverted Groin Inflammation
Illuminated Vex
Freshly Squeezed Stupidity
Flavor Saver
I'm Old As Fuck
That Time
Pound That Meat
Forgiveness Of Howitzers
Karmic Storm
Taking Care Of Business
Incessant Hoodlum
Boxing
To Quote The Famous Author...
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
Stick It Where The Sun Don't...
Run Away
Tart N' Tangy Tits
Shoot'em Up!!
Shiny & New
Junk In Da Trunk
Temp-Tation I-Land
Snooter
Light Me Up Baby
Suck It Trebeck
It's True
Defunct
Shock My Monkey
Ponder This
It's Good To Be The King
Hey Kids
BBQ Anybody?
Doobie Doobie Doo
Placemat
Oooo, My Head
Clam Chowder
This Makes Me Sad, Hopeful,...
Now It Does Hurt
Ewwww
You'll Be Godlike
I Wanna Kill That Song All...
Giddee Up
The Sad Princess
Dirty Snot
Poetaytoe Salad
Swish And Flick
Quotey Quote Quote
Isn't That Nice?
Write That Down
Strike That, Reverse It
Kaput
Go Daddy-O
The Cake
Here With Me
Kablaam!!
Extraction Of Thoughts Unglued
Kill This Life
Wha?
I'm So Sexy
Another Car Show?!?!
Just Like That
Boo
Imbecile
Slick Mofo
I'm Not Crazy. Institution!
Sesame Swank
Mothah Fuckah!
Time Travelling Belly-Button...
Swig
I'll Drink To That
Oy Oy Oy!!
Still No Word On My Undies
Drive It Like You Got A Set
Chickaboom
Licka Licka
Raw Deal
Missing Links
Bring On The Wenches!!
2:30AM, Where's My Butt?
Here I Am
Oogie Boogie
Happy VD My Ass
Must...Eat...Brains....
Stepping Stones
Gibberish From A Fool
Dig Deeply
Be My...Sister Salvation
Get To Mars
No Wanna Wanga?
Engine Brain
No More Books
Magic Number
Power My Plant
Here Fido, Fido
Happy Fucking New Year!?
Hoopty Hoo
The Jolt Quiz? For Real?
I Like Blink 182...
Quote of the Motherfucking...
Quizalicious
Who & The What & The Where??
Fast Women & Slow Gin
A Little Bit Of .45
Zooooooom!!!
Ramblin' Man
Pirating and Racketeering
If I died??
Nothingness
Another Quiet Night
Flip The Coin
No More
Puntastic
Holy Shamoley!!
Tally Ho!!
IHateIt IHateIt IHateIt
Dream A Little Dream
Pork Chop Express
Shift It!!
Kitty Heaven??
Mello Yello Bello Smello
Wake Up Donnie...
Boogies
Who Are You People
Pee Buckets
Summary Execution
HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN!!!
Mooka Lacka Heekee
Achy Breaky
Hey Buuuuuuudy!
Jolted Quiz Pt 1
Jolted Overlord
Galacalaganugalbutt
Sgt Pepper, Eat Your Heart Out
Step Into My Parlour
Yes, Even That
Dorkus Maximus
Hairy Krishna
Happy Days
Hmmmmm
Burnination Commencing
Deified Imagination
Holy Hell!
Ominous
Here I Go Again On My Own
Gwaaaaaah!!!
Troubador Fanaticism
18 Hour Meltdown
I Like Spankings
Roommate For Hire
999
My Fog
My Phone # Then
My #
Morlock Fiasco
Quote Of The Day
My Bush
Get Over It
Boredom
Desperately Seeking Psycho
Alas and Alack, Black on Black
New Band
Latin 101 pt 1
Simple & Stupid
House Of 1,000 Corpses Moment
Driving Instructions
Meatloaf Follies
Dinglehopper
That Kind Of Guy :P -For...
Tease
Here We Go
Word Of The Day
Fuck This
Puttin' On The Ritz
Don't Read This
Quote Of The Day
Look At Me
Easy Does It
Buuuuuurp!!
Be Quiet
Avast Ye!!!
Mustang Show Galore
Sleep Depraved
So.....
Life Lessons
Quote Of The Day
My Boy Toy
Why?
I'm Like, Der
I'm A Car Slut
Hot Rods & Sociopaths
Gimme A Life
Commercialist Stupidity And...
Hot And Sticky
Word of the Day
Why Don't People Understand...
Clown Suit Dilemma
Fruitless Endeavour
I'm Going Straight to Hell
Just Another Day
These Nuts
Vegas or Bust
4th of July Headaches
Chipoodle?
No longer aimless
Could life be any more unfair?
Driving Tips
Song of the Day
Song of the Day
My New Beau
My car
Chat Rooms???
Bling Bling!!
I love Friday the 13th
Manson Concert
Quote of the Day
Matrix Philosophy
Quote of the Day
Gross, Stupid story
Let me tell you a little story
Quote of the Day
Mis-shapen identity
Sinfully clean
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