~254~ XD
Listening to: Riders On The Storm - The Doors

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them

and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals

throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get

to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the

spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,

especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I

think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what

happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off

and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen

you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid

embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask

yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk,

anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're

taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about

five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the

department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store

as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look

mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll

only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from

the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around

saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"

upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,

"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired

employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any

Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale

battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from

"Mission: Impossible."

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while

squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I

need some tampons!!"

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to

your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet

food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the

restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at

something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,

assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those

voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and

relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain

that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little

umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice

possible "sex and candy"

52. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your

head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the

mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run

between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror

while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.

(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly

ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act

as spastic as possible.

59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and

women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch

everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with

various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse

through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare

them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you

and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is

breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you

do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was

another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME

darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto

the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people

out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and

begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of

shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the

boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every

perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another

girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.

"hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy

shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.

"hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples

carts when they don't realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of

super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean

in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front

of your nose and saying "Oh god, your over powering the

perfume!!"

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there's a little bug, slowly

move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left

as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the

ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like

crazy. Then finally yell out "Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was

the biggest Cockrouch I've ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!

Hey look, there's another one!!!" Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.

Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a

prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to

people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your

friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those

electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they

don't know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for

toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend

that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over

wanting to use it, start barking at them until

they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind

customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your

friend.

80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say

"Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter

Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of

french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say

"Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you

say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from

Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like

everyone else your know. You digust me" Then walk away

mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-

like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people

asking where the rash cream is because your family and all

your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your

"multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern

person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old

girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should

sound like this: "Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly

good time.(English)" "Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta

Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)" Etc.

85. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms

and legs around like your having some kind of massive

seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the

store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to

leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your

walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to

go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then

quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away

as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,

your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while

singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men's department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn

around.

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that

someone istrying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,

start crying and saying "All I ever wanted was a little

attention" Then run away crying.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,

start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just

stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say "Help me. The voices in

my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then clap your

hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming

"NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO

NO NO NO!!!!" Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the

eyes, and Calmly say "I...will start...a fire..." The pull out a

zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don't

light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I

warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get

my shot gun". Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my

god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him.

Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then

walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.

98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a

mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as

possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your

watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get

paid enough to do this"

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people "Have you seen

my mommy?"

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.

101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting

entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while

talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and

then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that

this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99

copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather

conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your

"astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors

upstairs for "violating your airspace."

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a

"real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a

can of Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to

your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play

along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the

neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward

silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the

room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard

Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist

to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright

warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental

movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary

mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J.

Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"

"What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until

physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your

chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in

the tray.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you

don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains,

such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first

in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people

pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if

they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is

necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers

in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it,

announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

30 Fun Things to do When Driving

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. Keep at least five cats in the car.

23. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray to roadkill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

31. Chinese Firedrill. Get at least 2 people in a car (the more the better) when the light turns red everyone get out and run around the car and yell "fire, fire!" Then get back in the car but switch drivers. Then drive off when the light turns green and act like nothing happened. (Called Chinese Fire Drill because China is so crowded that there is no place to run in a fire. So you have to get back in.)

SEND THIS TO:

0 people: your life will be a living hell

1-5 people: someone will get a crush on you

5-10 people: your crush will ask you out

10-15 people: you will go on a date with your crush

15-20 people: you will go to a dance with your crush

20-25 people: you will make out with your crush

25+ people: you will SCORE with your crush

Okay, guys, we've been in school for a few weeks now, and in case you find

your classes to be dull, try a few of these things to liven up class a bit.

50 Fun Things to Do In Class

by Alan Meiss

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and

saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the

overhead projector.

3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.

4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't

wear it out!"

6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".

7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would

go if he died tomorrow.

8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.

9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle

of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode

of Starsky and Hutch.

11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip

the pages out of your textbook.

12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention

to pursue a career in measurements and units.

13. Sing your questions.

14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!

Oh, no, sorry."

16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you

actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.

17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang

cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.

21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.

22. Address the professor as "your excellency".

23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been

drinking.

24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.

26. Ask whether you have to come to class.

27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.

28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.

29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee

henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.

30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard

erasers.

31. Watch the professor through binoculars.

32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and

ask for one extra copy of each handout.

34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY

EYES!"

35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name,

even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.

37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board.

Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.

38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.

39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and

scream "IMPOSTER!"

40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5"

at the top, and start passing it around the room.

42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the

professor answers.

43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for

"stud".

44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"

45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while

playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.

46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.

47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.

48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.

49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.

50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of

ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.

Ways to reject pick-up lines

1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

3.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

4.) Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

5.) The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who

used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to

dance and she refused:

Man: "Want to Dance?"

Woman: "No, thank you."

Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

6.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

7.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "Female impersonator."

8.) And here's one including the correct snappy return

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"

9.) A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's approach

her in a club while she was in college with the line,"Where have you been

all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half

of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

10.) A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation.

We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just

walked by. She turned around and said to me, "What are you looking at?"

My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, "He thought you were

good looking, but he was mistaken."

11.) While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes"

had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One of the ladies

explained how she handled it once...

When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like,

"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"

She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately

blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

12.) "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

You make me wanna... Zee

XD

~katja

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that's amazing and especially the phone book one!!
Ha it made my day!!~
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[961] i'll be over here
[96o] this is what it feels...
[959] every gambler knows
[958] do it all again
[957] i want your ugly
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[955] i walk to the sound of...
[954]
[953]
[952]
[951]
[95o] all i wanted was you
[948]
[947] i need you so much...
[946] if you can't hold on
[945] is this my life?
[944] brace yourself
[943] elastic heart
[942] heaven couldn't wait
[941] what now
[94o] get lucky
[939] pigeon feathers
[938] and i will hold on
[973] youth without youth
[972] drinking cheap wine on...
[971]
[97o] bravado
[968] it takes an ocean not...
[967] one great city!
[966] and here we go again
[965] toxic
[964] but i keep coming up...
[963] float on
[962] breathe me
[961] no angels
[96o] jolene
[959]
[957] please don't take him
[956]
[955] rumor has it
[954] a cripple walks amongst...
[953] this time we know
[952] all along it was a fever
[951] you shouldn't have to...
[95o] again, again
[949] i think you already...
[948] gravity
[947] on the wreck of '86
[946] YES
[945] accidentally in love
[944] the grand optimist
[943] ever after
[942] caught in the slightest...
[94o] well i've been cheated
[939] you were the first one
[938]
[937] i stay in time and...
[936] you're not ill, and i'm...
[935] bury me in satin
[934] stop calling
[933] the wolves
[932] the end
[931] where'd you go?
[93o] i will follow you into...
[929] every step i take
[928] pure imagination
[927] sunday morning
[925] dig it
[923] hands on me
[922] once upon a time
[921] darkness is a harsh term
[929] first cut is the deepest
[927] take this sinking ship
[926] you've got a nerve
[925] don't wake me up
[923] it's always the same
[922] do you want to
[921] auld lange syne
[92o] in case you failed to...
[919] we used to wait
[918] get fighted
[917] it's about time
[916] hello hello baby
[915] why don't you love me?
[914] roll away your stone
[913] stop telephonin' me
[912] on a bed of nails she...
[911] hello, hello
[91o]
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[9o8] l is for the way you...
[9o7] dream within a dream
[9o6] this ain't a scene
[9o5] in this city of...
[9o4] inside me, a lunatic...
[9o3] i can't live
[9o2] if you think that a...
[9o1] we were the kings and...
[9oo] there, i just said it
[899]
[897] how long must you pay...
[896] I got it from my momma
[895] i'll be back for good...
[894] Making Good
[893] it's nobodys battle but...
[892] According to you
[891] and loving a music man...
[89o] I'm a free bitch, baby
[889] 500 miles
[888] paris holds the key to...
[887] this is not what i...
[884] mobile
[882] this could be anywhere
[88o] she's a mess
[879] lions!
[878] a river in a time of...
[877] moonlight sonata
[876] lord listen lover
[875] if we ever meet again
[874] beatles or the rolling...
[873] seven day fool
[872] me against the music
[871] open your eyes
[87o] paranoid android
[869] need you now
[868] the other side of the...
[866] WE STAND ON GUARD FOR...
[865] from far and wide, o...
[864] with truth north strong...
[863] we see thee rise
[862] with glowing hearts
[861] in all our sons command
[86o] true patriot love
[859] our home and native land
[858] oh canada
[857] i'll get him hot
[856] our home and native land
[855] old crows
[854] don't call my name
[853] forever & always
[852] i lied
[851] you are all that i have
[85o] go out and smash it
[849] i know you tried to...
[848] won't you make me stay?
[847]
[846] i get wherever i'm going
[845] where there's a will
[844] that girl possessed
[843] to a friend
[842] rebellion
[841] Meet me halfway
[84o] All I wanted
[839] merry christmas, baby
[838] misguided ghosts
[837] the only exception
[836] even if you cannot hear...
[835] closing time
[834] diamonds best friend
[833] windows
[832] run where you'll be safe
[831] freakum dress
[83o] when you give me...
[829] happy birthday
[828] show me your teeth
[827] medicine man
[826] patron tequila
[825] speechless
[824] could we fix you if you...
[823] rah rah rah-ah-ah
[822] hate on me
[820] tik tok
[819]
[818]
[817] masterpiece theater
[816] the world is a vampire
[815] politk
[813] i never meant to cause...
[810] i took a chance
[8o9] jump then fall
[8o8] isolation
[8o7]
[8o2]
[8o1] you either wanna be...
[8oo] are you hopeless?
[799] i'm gonna let you down
[798] that shit makes me...
[797] i'm permanently black...
[796] cell block tango
[795]
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[793] the one thing that i...
[792] in gods hands
[791]
[79o] why did you change...
[789] you've got a friend in...
[788] thunderstruck
[787] video killed the radio...
[786] dancing in the dark
[785] one love
[783] stand by me
[782] hold it, i'm about to...
[781] Good girls go bad
[78o] don't trust me
[779] things were good when...
[778] we are not the kids we...
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[776] i ain't fuckin' scared...
[775] it's a death trap
[744] i'm king of the world
[743] billy jean is not my...
[742] i'd be good to you
[741] you gave me a life i...
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[739] la vie en rose
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[737] tramps like us, baby we...
[736] this town rips the...
[735] Rosalita, jump a little...
[734] that's what you get for...
[733] thought this wouldn't...
[732] you said look at me, i...
[731] 31 days.
[73o] i feel your ghost when...
[729] they're not talking to...
[728] j'adore
[727] Hardwire
[726] the war won't stop
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[724] You are
[723] Why?
[722] Blinded by the light
[721] Yeah, I saw sparks
[72o]
[719] you put on quite a show
[718] sharks & danger
[716] The Fame
[715] bleed it out
[714] Adrenaline running...
[713] You've got a lot of...
[712] It's not easy to erase...
[711] Postcards from far away
[71o] Upgrade You
[7o9] happy birthday to me
[7o8] shut the fuck up
[7o7] Glass of Water
[7o6] Don't you know that's...
[7o5] Give me the music
[7o4] You self destructive...
[7o3] NaNoWriMo
[7o2] I've run out of...
[7o1] Maybe you're too old to...
[7oo] But I don't believe...
[699] So many times betrayed
[697] We will not let time...
[696] Thanks for acting like...
[695] You've got to be...
[694] I feel like a monster
[693] Paris, j'taime!
[691] La ferrasie
[69o]
[689] Kiss him goodbye
[688] In a haze, a stormy haze
[687] Doing what we do,...
[686] Vertigo
[685] Memories like embers...
[684] Can anybody out there...
[683] Hate brought to it's...
[682] Watch her as she flew
[681] Back to Vegas Skies
[68o] Jesus, when it rains,...
[679] So now that your whole...
[678] Is that all there is?
[677] All in all, you're just...
[676] Steal my Sunshine
~166~
[675] I am still dreaming
[674] You belong with me, not...
[673] Poor little tin man
[672] The day I found it...
[671] Twisted logic
[67o] The truth is, I miss you
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[638] Strange
[637] Is it bright where you...
[636] I'm typing this from my...
[636] All that you break
[635] Gimme More
[633] Anything at all
[632] My Apologies
[63o] When I Grow Up
[631] This is how it ends
[629] You just might get it
[628] Be careful what you...
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[626] Every morning
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[625] Disturbia
[623] Fuck this.
[619] She said, next time...
[622] Glow
[618] Some kind of fairytale
[617] Paradise Burning
[616] The Main Universe
[615] Nothing Special
[613] Play with Fire
[614] Deja Vu
[611] It's getting hot in here
[61o] Ain't No Other Man
[6o9] Please
[6o8] Faraway, so close...
[6o7] No one lives forever
[6o6] Everything changes
[6o4] Could be blue
[6o5] Your little spies
[6o3] I think I might know
[6o2] And it was all Yellow
[6o1] Viva La Vida
[6oo] I want to be your...
[599] Hold your mistake up
[598] Thanks for making me a...
[597] We're all wasted
[596] Teenage Wasteland
[595] Breakin' Dishes
[594] Fly away
[593] Hakuna Matata
[592] This burden's not a...
[591] In New York, I lost it...
[59o] Sick of toy soldiers
[589] The road to hell is...
[588] My family tree is...
[587] Dancing in the moonlight
[586] And I could write a...
[585] Calabria
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[583] I's the B'y
[582] Good weather for...
[58o] All's quiet on the...
[579] blank
[577] Pedal to the metal
[578] So caught up
[573] TNG with a side of...
[572] It doesn't matter how...
[571] Oh penguin, do you care...
[57o] What goes around
[569] And you give yourself...
[568] Hold me
[567] Untitled
[566] I'm not paralyzed
[565] Between who you are,...
[564] White shadows
[563] You were my shelter and...
[562] I'll be home for...
[561] So this is continuous...
[56o] Miami
[559] All that you break
[558] Welcome to the 60's
[557] Jingle bell rock
[556] It's too late to...
[555] My body is a cage
[554] So many times betrayed
[553] Come Together
[552] Don't Let Me Down
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[551] In the Backseat
[55o] I've just seen a face
[549] Why does it hurt when I...
[547] Thunder Road
[548] Did I waste it?
[546] I'm comin' home
[545] Don't stay up and wait...
[544] Hey batter, batter,...
[543]
[542] S
[540] C
[541] E
[539] R
[538] E
[537] T
[536] I
[535] S
[534] L
[533] E
[532] T
[531] T
[53o] I
[529] N
[528] G
[527] G
[526] O
[525]
[524]
[522] e
[523] b
[521] L
[52o] I
[519] E
[518] v
[517 e
[516]
[515] E
[514] V
[513] E
[512] R
[511] Y
[51o] T
[5o9] H
[5o8] I
[5o7] N
[5o6] G
[5o4] Y
[5o3] O
[5o2] U
[5o1] K
[5oo] N
[459] O
[458] W
[456] S
[457] I
[454] R
[455] W
[45o] AHHHHHHH
[452] N
[453] O
[451] G
[449] You were everything...
[448] Nothing hurts, and...
[447] Will you still call me...
[446] Ny Batteri
[444] It's all I can do
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[443] Rawr.
[442]
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[44o] Come back to me when...
[439] Think we can last...
[438] On a bed of nails, she...
~436~ Knocking on Heavens door
~435~ This doesn't hurt.
~434~ Let's get these teen...
~433~
~431~ I miss you so bad.
~432~ I think I wanna know...
~430~ The day that you...
~429~ Point form
~428~ You don't know how...
~427~ The Hardest part
~426~ If you've gots the...
~425~ Perfect situation
~424~ I was blind, I could...
~423~ Building a mystery
~422~ Black betty
~422~
~421~ Let there be love
~419~ Let's Go Oilers
~420~ All your dreams are made
~418~ Yeah, this whole world...
~417~ Open up your heart now,...
~416~ I'm just shot, then we...
~415~ We're falling apart to...
~414~ I'm pretty when I lie
~412~ I tried to be perfect,...
~411~ Superhero
~412~ That every time I turn...
~410~ You were always crazy...
~409~ Can't explain all the...
~408~ Will I never learn?
~407~ Ain't Love the sweetest...
~406~ Just for the record,...
~405~ I drove the other ones...
~404~ And I won' tell no one...
~403~ We went back to Naboo
~402~ But I'm afraid that I,...
~401~ It's getting hot in here
~400~ That's the Way it...
~399~ You heard me in my...
~398~ When you thought that...
~397~ Shake that thing, miss...
~396~ Am I retarded or am I...
~395~ Boy you've got me...
~394~ Nothing hurts and...
~393~ It's something...
~391~ Next is a trip to the...
~392~ It's about time that I...
~39o~ Cause we're all about...
~388~ I am terrified of all...
~387~ There was a terrible...
~385~ Everytime you close...
~386~ December songs no...
~384~ It's a lip!
~383~ Adia, I do believe I...
~382~ FUCKING! AMISH!
~381~ Spinning in the...
~38o~ I got CCTV,...
~379~ CHUCK NORRIS!
~378~ Buy me things and I'll...
~377~ Lit up like a cigar
~376~ You gave me nothing and...
~375~ Digimons are the...
~374~ Welcome to the fallout
~374~ Digimon, digital...
~374~ Somebody get me out of...
~372~ But I'm afraid that I,...
~371~ Dislocation
~369~ What a shame the poor...
~368~ I don't know what's...
~365~ I wait for the words on...
~367~ Condemnation
~364~ Crossed lines that I...
~363~ Its just a moment, this...
~362~ Lights go out and I...
~361~ Cause you're everywhere...
~358~ If I could find you...
~359~ Mormons are bad
~36o~ Held so high, fell so...
~356~ Don't have time for a...
~353~ No one can find the...
~354~ I'm missing your laugh,...
~355~ In high speed
~352~ You give me something I...
~351~ Don't pretend to hold...
~35o~ I just can't get you...
~349~ It seems like forever...
~348~ I know its done for...
~347~ All I Want is You
~346~ Stop, turn, take a look...
~645~ I wanted you to know, I...
~364~ I don't think they'd...
~363~ If I stumble, catch me...
~362~ I wasn't jumping, for...
~361~ I can't live with or...
~36o~ Exhale, another wasted...
~358~ Cut the Curtains, the...
~357~ Do what I please, gonna...
~356~ Tear yourself in two...
~355~ She is raging
~353~ You've been keeping...
~354~ Slowly breaking, slowly...
~352~ Even the Best fall down...
~35o~ Nobody said it was easy.
~349~ You make me feel like I...
~348~ I know the truth about...
~347~ I know I'm dead on the...
~346~ STILL SICK!
~345~ *coughs up a lung*
~344~ There's no way I want...
~343~ Light up, light up, as...
~342~ Scream without raising...
~341~ EE! GRAMMYS!
~34o~ Wtf?
~359~ She moves in mysterious...
~358~ You said the brains I...
~357~ So save your scissors...
~356~ Lyrics a la mode
~355~ Can't find yourself,...
~354~ Tell you I'm sorry
~353~ Here's my heart, I'll...
~352~ Can't stand the beat
~35o~ Come on, my star is...
~351~ I Caught Fire
~349~So here I go, scream my...
~347~ I'm alive, I'm being...
~346~ Why Do I Love you?
~345~ Everywhere you go, you...
~343~ I am broken when I am...
~342~ We're at a place called...
~341~ SQUEE!!!
~34o~ R.I.P.
~339~ If you wanna kiss the...
~338~ Broken back to the...
~337~ But you taught me I...
~335~ Wishing for her broken...
~323~ Staralfur
~324~ And you give yourself...
~322~ Somewhere past this...
~321~ We're falling apart to...
~32o~ Quiz time.
~319~ Finding it hard to...
~318~ Touch me, take me to...
~317~I Want To Run, I want To...
~316~ Want a trip inside your...
~315~ Little late...
~314~ Seriously now...
~313~ What I did in 2oo5
~312~ BAH! HIGH SPEED IS...
~311~ (this is the real one)...
~31o~ HAPPY NEW YEARS!(Well...
~3o9~ Hehe. I always knew I...
~3o8~ AHHHHHHH!!!
~3o7~ Wedding
~3o6~ v.v
~3o5~
~3o3~ Wow...Long way...
~3o2~ Blah.
~3o1~
~3oo~
~299~ SURVEY!
~297~ The kilt pin is UP!
~296~ (TODAY!)
~295~ (TOMMOROW!)
~294~(3days) PARTAY!
~293~ (4days) *gigglesmore*
~292~ (5days)
~291~ (1odays)
~29o~ (13days) *giggles*
~289~ (17days) YAY!
~288~ (19days) Purpling.
~287~ (19days) SURVEY TIME!
~286~ (2odays) The countdown...
~285~ Overreaction much?
~284~ I don't want to go...
~283~
~282~ I don't care who you...
~281~
~28o~
~279~
~278~
~276~
~275~ Sooooo
~274~
~273~
~272~
~271~
~27o~ My dad rocks all socks
~269~ Screwed
~268~ HOCKEY
~267~ Too lazy for a real...
~266~
~265~ I demand you ph3ar the...
~263~
~264~ Hyperventilation
~261~ Moshtacular
~26o~ The Hell Song - Sum41
~258~
~259~
~257~ ...
~256~ AH!
~255~ crap
~253~ Sooooo
~254~ XD
~251~ PURPLE
~25o~ Every girl wants
~252~ No better send off
~249~ w00t w00t
~247~
~248~
~244~ gym. is. evil.
~246~
~245~ HAHAHAH!
~243~
~242~
~241~
~239~
~24o~
~237~ SURVEY!
~238~ Confuseded
~236~ *sneezes*
~235~ sick. Ugh.
~233~ A whole week
~232~ Guys. Sucks.
~231~ W00T W00T!
~23o~ woo
~228~ YAY! TIME FOR A SURVEY!
~229~ I have a question...
~226~ END OF ZE WORLD!
~225~ Singleishness...
~224~ A Beautiful Mistake...
~227~ I love this
~223~ Don't screw with me
~222~ YAY!
~221~ Awww ><
~219~
~22o~ >< I hate crying
~218~ Inexplicable
~217~ Why?
~216~
~215~ DAMN!!
~214~ EEEEE!!!
~213~ EE! *fangirl scream*
~212~ QUIZZES!
~211~
~21o~ Break My Heart Lyrics
~2o8~
~2o9~
~2o7~
~2o6~ O.O
~2o5~
~2o4~
~2o3~ AHH! SCHOOL!
~2o2~
~2o1~
~2oo~
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~198~
~196~
~197~
~195~ He's dead...NOT REALLY!...
~194~ good news/Bad news.
~193~
~192~
~191~
~19o~
~189~
~188~
~187~
~185~
~186~
~185~
~182~ HECK YES I'M BACK!
~183~ WORLDS LONGEST ENTRY!...
~18o~
~181~ AH! MISS YOU GUYS!!
~177~
~179~
~178~ PURPLE! (real entry >.>)
~176~ PURPLE!
~173~
~174~
~175~
~172~
~17o~ RANDOMEST POEM EVER!!
~171~
~167~ COLDS EAT MY SOUL!
~169~
~168~
~165~ SUNBURN!
~163~
~161~ SICK! GAH!
~162~ WOOO!
~159~ TIRED! GAH!
~16o~
~155~ Shiny
~156~
~154~
~153~
~152~
~150~
~151~
~148~
~146~ REALLY LONG QUIZ!
~147~ AHAH!
~145~
~142~
~143~ GAH!
~144~
~141~
~14o~ BLAH!
~135~
~137~ Oook
~138~
~139~
~133~
~131~
~13o~
~127~
~123~
~124~
~122~ ^^
~12o~
~121~ Really weird survey...
~119~ GAH! PAIN!
~118~
~117~
~116~
~115~ FCUK!!!!!
~113~
~114~ Help...
~112~
~111~
~1o9~
~1o6~...Well I WAS feeling...
~1o5~ Feeling better...I think
~1o4~
~1o3~
~1o2~
~1oo~
~1o1~
~99~
~98~
~97~
~95~
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~91~
~92~ GRR!!
~94~
~9o~
~88~
~86~ You wanna know how bored...
~85~ AH HA!!
~84~
~83~ GAH! HOT!!
~82~
~81~ Ummm
~8o~
~79~
~78~
~77~
~74~
~72~
~68~ BORED!
~7o~
~66~ Ha!
~63~
~61~ More lyrics
~6o~ bORED...
~59~ I think this is the most...
~58~
~57~!
~56~ Remembering...
~55~
~53~ Be My Escape lyrics
~52~ I think I'm scared...
~51~
[5o] MUD BOG!! WOO HOO!
[48]
[49] TO ALL ME FRIENDS!!
[47] STAR WARS COMES OUT...
[46] LOOK! NEW COLORS AND...
[45]
[43] CAKE
[44]
[42] *bangs head on desk*
[41] Random Poem
[4o] HEY LOOK! ANOTHER RANDOM...
[39] FRIDAY!
[38] AHHH! Con't
[37] AHH!!
[36] Don't wear kilts when...
[35] Someday We'll Know Lyrics
[34] Learnin To Breathe Lyrics
[33] *blinks*
[31] End of the world as we...
[3o] WTF??
[29] Alright...Breathe...
[28] AHHHHHH!
[27] Shouldn't I be...
[26] Mondays SUCK!!
[25] Paper Heart - All...
[24] Moshing hurts...
[23] Woo?
[22] random survey 2
[21] 3rd worst night EVER
[2o] ^_^
[19] ....
[18] CD! YAY!
[17] Stand Alone
[15] random survey
[14] Random Poem
[16] Weirded-out
[13] Something about...
[12] *blink*
[1o] Freaked out
[11] Quiz Result
[7] Never enough
[8] Bored
[9] Ignored
[6] Icky
[5] Rockin' Out!
[4] HYPER!
[3] GAH!
[2] *sigh*
[1] New diary
[32] >.
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