~379~ CHUCK NORRIS!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

If you try to introduce your mother to Chuck Norris, she'll introduce you to your biological father.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".

Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

Jeeves asks Chuck Norris.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.

Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.

Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

Chuck Norris once killed 5 people in less than a second. The only thing he said after this incident was, "Damn it, when Chuck Norris doesn't want Girl Scout cookies, Chuck Norris doesn't want Girl Scout cookies."

Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

When Chuck Norris laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently shits a cow.

Chuck Norris has a mullet. Laugh about it, he fucking dares you.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"

Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.

When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris" is imprinted beneath the surface of China.

In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Chuck Norris is watching.

Chuck Norris wears custom made boots with his name imprinted on the bottom. The reason being is so if anyone ever asks him for his autograph, they will get it permanently across the side of their face.

Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.

Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time.

Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.

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X FUCKING D!!

~Katja

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[971] woke the fuck up
[97o.5] post script
[97o] i would give it all
[969] riptide
[968] lost
[967] ghost town
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[964] i belive in a thing...
[963]
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[961] i'll be over here
[96o] this is what it feels...
[959] every gambler knows
[958] do it all again
[957] i want your ugly
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[955] i walk to the sound of...
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[951]
[95o] all i wanted was you
[948]
[947] i need you so much...
[946] if you can't hold on
[945] is this my life?
[944] brace yourself
[943] elastic heart
[942] heaven couldn't wait
[941] what now
[94o] get lucky
[939] pigeon feathers
[938] and i will hold on
[973] youth without youth
[972] drinking cheap wine on...
[971]
[97o] bravado
[968] it takes an ocean not...
[967] one great city!
[966] and here we go again
[965] toxic
[964] but i keep coming up...
[963] float on
[962] breathe me
[961] no angels
[96o] jolene
[959]
[957] please don't take him
[956]
[955] rumor has it
[954] a cripple walks amongst...
[953] this time we know
[952] all along it was a fever
[951] you shouldn't have to...
[95o] again, again
[949] i think you already...
[948] gravity
[947] on the wreck of '86
[946] YES
[945] accidentally in love
[944] the grand optimist
[943] ever after
[942] caught in the slightest...
[94o] well i've been cheated
[939] you were the first one
[938]
[937] i stay in time and...
[936] you're not ill, and i'm...
[935] bury me in satin
[934] stop calling
[933] the wolves
[932] the end
[931] where'd you go?
[93o] i will follow you into...
[929] every step i take
[928] pure imagination
[927] sunday morning
[925] dig it
[923] hands on me
[922] once upon a time
[921] darkness is a harsh term
[929] first cut is the deepest
[927] take this sinking ship
[926] you've got a nerve
[925] don't wake me up
[923] it's always the same
[922] do you want to
[921] auld lange syne
[92o] in case you failed to...
[919] we used to wait
[918] get fighted
[917] it's about time
[916] hello hello baby
[915] why don't you love me?
[914] roll away your stone
[913] stop telephonin' me
[912] on a bed of nails she...
[911] hello, hello
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[9o8] l is for the way you...
[9o7] dream within a dream
[9o6] this ain't a scene
[9o5] in this city of...
[9o4] inside me, a lunatic...
[9o3] i can't live
[9o2] if you think that a...
[9o1] we were the kings and...
[9oo] there, i just said it
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[897] how long must you pay...
[896] I got it from my momma
[895] i'll be back for good...
[894] Making Good
[893] it's nobodys battle but...
[892] According to you
[891] and loving a music man...
[89o] I'm a free bitch, baby
[889] 500 miles
[888] paris holds the key to...
[887] this is not what i...
[884] mobile
[882] this could be anywhere
[88o] she's a mess
[879] lions!
[878] a river in a time of...
[877] moonlight sonata
[876] lord listen lover
[875] if we ever meet again
[874] beatles or the rolling...
[873] seven day fool
[872] me against the music
[871] open your eyes
[87o] paranoid android
[869] need you now
[868] the other side of the...
[866] WE STAND ON GUARD FOR...
[865] from far and wide, o...
[864] with truth north strong...
[863] we see thee rise
[862] with glowing hearts
[861] in all our sons command
[86o] true patriot love
[859] our home and native land
[858] oh canada
[857] i'll get him hot
[856] our home and native land
[855] old crows
[854] don't call my name
[853] forever & always
[852] i lied
[851] you are all that i have
[85o] go out and smash it
[849] i know you tried to...
[848] won't you make me stay?
[847]
[846] i get wherever i'm going
[845] where there's a will
[844] that girl possessed
[843] to a friend
[842] rebellion
[841] Meet me halfway
[84o] All I wanted
[839] merry christmas, baby
[838] misguided ghosts
[837] the only exception
[836] even if you cannot hear...
[835] closing time
[834] diamonds best friend
[833] windows
[832] run where you'll be safe
[831] freakum dress
[83o] when you give me...
[829] happy birthday
[828] show me your teeth
[827] medicine man
[826] patron tequila
[825] speechless
[824] could we fix you if you...
[823] rah rah rah-ah-ah
[822] hate on me
[820] tik tok
[819]
[818]
[817] masterpiece theater
[816] the world is a vampire
[815] politk
[813] i never meant to cause...
[810] i took a chance
[8o9] jump then fall
[8o8] isolation
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[8o1] you either wanna be...
[8oo] are you hopeless?
[799] i'm gonna let you down
[798] that shit makes me...
[797] i'm permanently black...
[796] cell block tango
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[793] the one thing that i...
[792] in gods hands
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[79o] why did you change...
[789] you've got a friend in...
[788] thunderstruck
[787] video killed the radio...
[786] dancing in the dark
[785] one love
[783] stand by me
[782] hold it, i'm about to...
[781] Good girls go bad
[78o] don't trust me
[779] things were good when...
[778] we are not the kids we...
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[776] i ain't fuckin' scared...
[775] it's a death trap
[744] i'm king of the world
[743] billy jean is not my...
[742] i'd be good to you
[741] you gave me a life i...
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[739] la vie en rose
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[737] tramps like us, baby we...
[736] this town rips the...
[735] Rosalita, jump a little...
[734] that's what you get for...
[733] thought this wouldn't...
[732] you said look at me, i...
[731] 31 days.
[73o] i feel your ghost when...
[729] they're not talking to...
[728] j'adore
[727] Hardwire
[726] the war won't stop
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[724] You are
[723] Why?
[722] Blinded by the light
[721] Yeah, I saw sparks
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[719] you put on quite a show
[718] sharks & danger
[716] The Fame
[715] bleed it out
[714] Adrenaline running...
[713] You've got a lot of...
[712] It's not easy to erase...
[711] Postcards from far away
[71o] Upgrade You
[7o9] happy birthday to me
[7o8] shut the fuck up
[7o7] Glass of Water
[7o6] Don't you know that's...
[7o5] Give me the music
[7o4] You self destructive...
[7o3] NaNoWriMo
[7o2] I've run out of...
[7o1] Maybe you're too old to...
[7oo] But I don't believe...
[699] So many times betrayed
[697] We will not let time...
[696] Thanks for acting like...
[695] You've got to be...
[694] I feel like a monster
[693] Paris, j'taime!
[691] La ferrasie
[69o]
[689] Kiss him goodbye
[688] In a haze, a stormy haze
[687] Doing what we do,...
[686] Vertigo
[685] Memories like embers...
[684] Can anybody out there...
[683] Hate brought to it's...
[682] Watch her as she flew
[681] Back to Vegas Skies
[68o] Jesus, when it rains,...
[679] So now that your whole...
[678] Is that all there is?
[677] All in all, you're just...
[676] Steal my Sunshine
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[674] You belong with me, not...
[675] I am still dreaming
[673] Poor little tin man
[672] The day I found it...
[671] Twisted logic
[67o] The truth is, I miss you
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[638] Strange
[637] Is it bright where you...
[636] I'm typing this from my...
[636] All that you break
[635] Gimme More
[633] Anything at all
[632] My Apologies
[631] This is how it ends
[63o] When I Grow Up
[629] You just might get it
[628] Be careful what you...
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[626] Every morning
[625] Disturbia
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[623] Fuck this.
[622] Glow
[619] She said, next time...
[618] Some kind of fairytale
[617] Paradise Burning
[616] The Main Universe
[615] Nothing Special
[613] Play with Fire
[614] Deja Vu
[61o] Ain't No Other Man
[611] It's getting hot in here
[6o9] Please
[6o8] Faraway, so close...
[6o7] No one lives forever
[6o6] Everything changes
[6o4] Could be blue
[6o5] Your little spies
[6o3] I think I might know
[6o2] And it was all Yellow
[6o1] Viva La Vida
[6oo] I want to be your...
[599] Hold your mistake up
[598] Thanks for making me a...
[597] We're all wasted
[596] Teenage Wasteland
[595] Breakin' Dishes
[594] Fly away
[593] Hakuna Matata
[592] This burden's not a...
[591] In New York, I lost it...
[59o] Sick of toy soldiers
[589] The road to hell is...
[588] My family tree is...
[587] Dancing in the moonlight
[586] And I could write a...
[585] Calabria
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[583] I's the B'y
[582] Good weather for...
[58o] All's quiet on the...
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[578] So caught up
[577] Pedal to the metal
[573] TNG with a side of...
[572] It doesn't matter how...
[571] Oh penguin, do you care...
[57o] What goes around
[569] And you give yourself...
[568] Hold me
[567] Untitled
[566] I'm not paralyzed
[565] Between who you are,...
[564] White shadows
[563] You were my shelter and...
[562] I'll be home for...
[561] So this is continuous...
[56o] Miami
[559] All that you break
[558] Welcome to the 60's
[557] Jingle bell rock
[556] It's too late to...
[555] My body is a cage
[554] So many times betrayed
[553] Come Together
[552] Don't Let Me Down
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[551] In the Backseat
[55o] I've just seen a face
[549] Why does it hurt when I...
[547] Thunder Road
[548] Did I waste it?
[546] I'm comin' home
[545] Don't stay up and wait...
[544] Hey batter, batter,...
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[45o] AHHHHHHH
[452] N
[453] O
[451] G
[449] You were everything...
[448] Nothing hurts, and...
[447] Will you still call me...
[446] Ny Batteri
[444] It's all I can do
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[443] Rawr.
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[44o] Come back to me when...
[439] Think we can last...
[438] On a bed of nails, she...
~436~ Knocking on Heavens door
~435~ This doesn't hurt.
~434~ Let's get these teen...
~433~
~431~ I miss you so bad.
~432~ I think I wanna know...
~430~ The day that you...
~429~ Point form
~428~ You don't know how...
~427~ The Hardest part
~426~ If you've gots the...
~425~ Perfect situation
~424~ I was blind, I could...
~423~ Building a mystery
~422~ Black betty
~422~
~421~ Let there be love
~419~ Let's Go Oilers
~420~ All your dreams are made
~418~ Yeah, this whole world...
~417~ Open up your heart now,...
~416~ I'm just shot, then we...
~415~ We're falling apart to...
~414~ I'm pretty when I lie
~412~ I tried to be perfect,...
~411~ Superhero
~412~ That every time I turn...
~410~ You were always crazy...
~409~ Can't explain all the...
~408~ Will I never learn?
~407~ Ain't Love the sweetest...
~406~ Just for the record,...
~405~ I drove the other ones...
~404~ And I won' tell no one...
~403~ We went back to Naboo
~402~ But I'm afraid that I,...
~401~ It's getting hot in here
~400~ That's the Way it...
~399~ You heard me in my...
~398~ When you thought that...
~397~ Shake that thing, miss...
~396~ Am I retarded or am I...
~395~ Boy you've got me...
~394~ Nothing hurts and...
~393~ It's something...
~391~ Next is a trip to the...
~392~ It's about time that I...
~39o~ Cause we're all about...
~388~ I am terrified of all...
~387~ There was a terrible...
~385~ Everytime you close...
~386~ December songs no...
~384~ It's a lip!
~383~ Adia, I do believe I...
~382~ FUCKING! AMISH!
~381~ Spinning in the...
~38o~ I got CCTV,...
~379~ CHUCK NORRIS!
~378~ Buy me things and I'll...
~377~ Lit up like a cigar
~376~ You gave me nothing and...
~375~ Digimons are the...
~374~ Welcome to the fallout
~374~ Digimon, digital...
~374~ Somebody get me out of...
~372~ But I'm afraid that I,...
~371~ Dislocation
~369~ What a shame the poor...
~368~ I don't know what's...
~365~ I wait for the words on...
~367~ Condemnation
~364~ Crossed lines that I...
~363~ Its just a moment, this...
~362~ Lights go out and I...
~361~ Cause you're everywhere...
~358~ If I could find you...
~359~ Mormons are bad
~36o~ Held so high, fell so...
~356~ Don't have time for a...
~353~ No one can find the...
~354~ I'm missing your laugh,...
~355~ In high speed
~352~ You give me something I...
~351~ Don't pretend to hold...
~35o~ I just can't get you...
~349~ It seems like forever...
~348~ I know its done for...
~347~ All I Want is You
~346~ Stop, turn, take a look...
~645~ I wanted you to know, I...
~364~ I don't think they'd...
~363~ If I stumble, catch me...
~362~ I wasn't jumping, for...
~361~ I can't live with or...
~36o~ Exhale, another wasted...
~358~ Cut the Curtains, the...
~357~ Do what I please, gonna...
~356~ Tear yourself in two...
~355~ She is raging
~353~ You've been keeping...
~354~ Slowly breaking, slowly...
~352~ Even the Best fall down...
~35o~ Nobody said it was easy.
~349~ You make me feel like I...
~348~ I know the truth about...
~347~ I know I'm dead on the...
~346~ STILL SICK!
~345~ *coughs up a lung*
~344~ There's no way I want...
~343~ Light up, light up, as...
~342~ Scream without raising...
~341~ EE! GRAMMYS!
~34o~ Wtf?
~359~ She moves in mysterious...
~358~ You said the brains I...
~357~ So save your scissors...
~356~ Lyrics a la mode
~355~ Can't find yourself,...
~354~ Tell you I'm sorry
~353~ Here's my heart, I'll...
~352~ Can't stand the beat
~35o~ Come on, my star is...
~351~ I Caught Fire
~349~So here I go, scream my...
~347~ I'm alive, I'm being...
~346~ Why Do I Love you?
~345~ Everywhere you go, you...
~343~ I am broken when I am...
~342~ We're at a place called...
~341~ SQUEE!!!
~34o~ R.I.P.
~339~ If you wanna kiss the...
~338~ Broken back to the...
~337~ But you taught me I...
~335~ Wishing for her broken...
~323~ Staralfur
~324~ And you give yourself...
~322~ Somewhere past this...
~321~ We're falling apart to...
~32o~ Quiz time.
~319~ Finding it hard to...
~318~ Touch me, take me to...
~317~I Want To Run, I want To...
~316~ Want a trip inside your...
~315~ Little late...
~314~ Seriously now...
~313~ What I did in 2oo5
~312~ BAH! HIGH SPEED IS...
~311~ (this is the real one)...
~31o~ HAPPY NEW YEARS!(Well...
~3o9~ Hehe. I always knew I...
~3o8~ AHHHHHHH!!!
~3o7~ Wedding
~3o6~ v.v
~3o5~
~3o3~ Wow...Long way...
~3o2~ Blah.
~3o1~
~3oo~
~299~ SURVEY!
~297~ The kilt pin is UP!
~296~ (TODAY!)
~295~ (TOMMOROW!)
~294~(3days) PARTAY!
~293~ (4days) *gigglesmore*
~292~ (5days)
~291~ (1odays)
~29o~ (13days) *giggles*
~289~ (17days) YAY!
~287~ (19days) SURVEY TIME!
~288~ (19days) Purpling.
~286~ (2odays) The countdown...
~285~ Overreaction much?
~284~ I don't want to go...
~283~
~282~ I don't care who you...
~281~
~28o~
~279~
~278~
~276~
~275~ Sooooo
~274~
~273~
~272~
~271~
~27o~ My dad rocks all socks
~269~ Screwed
~268~ HOCKEY
~267~ Too lazy for a real...
~266~
~265~ I demand you ph3ar the...
~263~
~264~ Hyperventilation
~261~ Moshtacular
~26o~ The Hell Song - Sum41
~258~
~259~
~257~ ...
~256~ AH!
~255~ crap
~253~ Sooooo
~254~ XD
~251~ PURPLE
~25o~ Every girl wants
~252~ No better send off
~249~ w00t w00t
~247~
~248~
~244~ gym. is. evil.
~246~
~245~ HAHAHAH!
~243~
~242~
~241~
~239~
~24o~
~237~ SURVEY!
~238~ Confuseded
~236~ *sneezes*
~235~ sick. Ugh.
~233~ A whole week
~232~ Guys. Sucks.
~231~ W00T W00T!
~23o~ woo
~228~ YAY! TIME FOR A SURVEY!
~229~ I have a question...
~226~ END OF ZE WORLD!
~225~ Singleishness...
~224~ A Beautiful Mistake...
~227~ I love this
~223~ Don't screw with me
~222~ YAY!
~221~ Awww ><
~219~
~22o~ >< I hate crying
~218~ Inexplicable
~217~ Why?
~216~
~215~ DAMN!!
~214~ EEEEE!!!
~213~ EE! *fangirl scream*
~212~ QUIZZES!
~211~
~21o~ Break My Heart Lyrics
~2o8~
~2o9~
~2o7~
~2o6~ O.O
~2o5~
~2o4~
~2o3~ AHH! SCHOOL!
~2o2~
~2o1~
~2oo~
~199~
~198~
~196~
~197~
~195~ He's dead...NOT REALLY!...
~194~ good news/Bad news.
~193~
~192~
~191~
~19o~
~189~
~188~
~187~
~185~
~186~
~185~
~182~ HECK YES I'M BACK!
~183~ WORLDS LONGEST ENTRY!...
~18o~
~181~ AH! MISS YOU GUYS!!
~177~
~179~
~178~ PURPLE! (real entry >.>)
~176~ PURPLE!
~173~
~174~
~175~
~172~
~17o~ RANDOMEST POEM EVER!!
~171~
~167~ COLDS EAT MY SOUL!
~169~
~168~
~165~ SUNBURN!
~163~
~161~ SICK! GAH!
~162~ WOOO!
~159~ TIRED! GAH!
~16o~
~155~ Shiny
~156~
~154~
~153~
~152~
~150~
~151~
~148~
~146~ REALLY LONG QUIZ!
~147~ AHAH!
~145~
~142~
~143~ GAH!
~144~
~141~
~14o~ BLAH!
~135~
~137~ Oook
~138~
~139~
~133~
~131~
~13o~
~127~
~123~
~124~
~122~ ^^
~12o~
~121~ Really weird survey...
~119~ GAH! PAIN!
~118~
~117~
~116~
~115~ FCUK!!!!!
~113~
~114~ Help...
~112~
~111~
~1o9~
~1o6~...Well I WAS feeling...
~1o5~ Feeling better...I think
~1o4~
~1o3~
~1o2~
~1oo~
~1o1~
~99~
~98~
~97~
~95~
~96~
~91~
~92~ GRR!!
~94~
~9o~
~88~
~86~ You wanna know how bored...
~85~ AH HA!!
~84~
~83~ GAH! HOT!!
~82~
~81~ Ummm
~8o~
~79~
~78~
~77~
~74~
~72~
~68~ BORED!
~7o~
~66~ Ha!
~63~
~61~ More lyrics
~6o~ bORED...
~59~ I think this is the most...
~58~
~57~!
~56~ Remembering...
~55~
~53~ Be My Escape lyrics
~52~ I think I'm scared...
~51~
[5o] MUD BOG!! WOO HOO!
[48]
[49] TO ALL ME FRIENDS!!
[47] STAR WARS COMES OUT...
[46] LOOK! NEW COLORS AND...
[45]
[43] CAKE
[44]
[42] *bangs head on desk*
[41] Random Poem
[4o] HEY LOOK! ANOTHER RANDOM...
[39] FRIDAY!
[38] AHHH! Con't
[37] AHH!!
[36] Don't wear kilts when...
[35] Someday We'll Know Lyrics
[34] Learnin To Breathe Lyrics
[33] *blinks*
[31] End of the world as we...
[3o] WTF??
[29] Alright...Breathe...
[28] AHHHHHH!
[27] Shouldn't I be...
[26] Mondays SUCK!!
[25] Paper Heart - All...
[24] Moshing hurts...
[23] Woo?
[22] random survey 2
[21] 3rd worst night EVER
[2o] ^_^
[19] ....
[18] CD! YAY!
[17] Stand Alone
[15] random survey
[14] Random Poem
[16] Weirded-out
[13] Something about...
[12] *blink*
[1o] Freaked out
[11] Quiz Result
[7] Never enough
[8] Bored
[9] Ignored
[6] Icky
[5] Rockin' Out!
[4] HYPER!
[3] GAH!
[2] *sigh*
[1] New diary
[32] >.
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