Listening to: Hollow Point Sniper Hyperbole - USS
25 - The number of times Montreal has won the Eastern Confrence title.
24 - The number of times Montreal has won the Stanely cup.
1 - The place Montreal currently holds in the standings.
289374982429473297423947 to 1 - the chances of me getting playoff tickets.
infinity - how fucking grateful and amazed I would be to get said tickets.
infinity + 1 - the number of times I've WTF-ed today.
It all adds up.