Fuck that noise.
I've been staring at this screen for eight hours in an attempt to get these tickets. What the fuck. EIGHT HOURS? Are you fucking kidding me?
I am unbe-fucking-lievably flabbergasted that it could even POSSIBLY take eight hours to sell out of tickets. How the fuck could it take EIGHT HOURS?
just tell me they're sold out and get done with breaking my heart already, Jesus fucking CHRIST.