Are you serious?
I mean, really, are you fucking serious?
You are a fifty year old man. As in, half a century. As in, you should be better than this by now.
I get it. You hate mom, you think she's a bitch, you should have killed her when you had the chance (I will never forgive you for saying that, and I think a part of me will hate you forever)
Don't take it out on him. He's 11 fucking years old, it was his birthday yesterday. Boo hoo, he'll miss 2 days of school. So what? When I was his age, I missed way more school, to do the exact same thing.
God, you are such a fucking whiny bitch.
Grow the fuck up.
Jesus fucking Christ.