three days before a year and im going crazy. this is the second time in a row shes done this shit. and its fucked up cuz its been the ONLY tweo times she did it .. but in a row... n its only cuz shes with fuckin shannon and shannon thinks shes grown n shyt. i cant get a hold of her and i dont know where she is... once again... i tell her to tell me the truth, and nothinbg else and dont lie... but i got a feeling that she is... although i cant prove its just a feeling i get... but i get this feeling offen but it was never once right... or was it? sumtimes i just KNOW shes lying... but thenagain i dont... so it comes down to the simple fact that i have no PROOF... n oh god is that the way to get out of shit... anybody that deals with cops knows exactly wat i mean... the fact that u could have every reason in the world to kill a man... and "coincidentally" he dies the next morning and everyone in the town knows u did the shit... but since theres no proof... the nigga walks... its bullshit but i guess its my karma... u dont know how many times ive used that game as my get a way plan.. n now since im so used to doing it... i think everyone else is doing it to me... i could be wrong.. but then again.. i could be right.... fuckin lies that people tell are so fucked up if they know how to do it... and im definantly not excluding myself cuz i do the shit more than the next person... i guess i deserve it but then again damn... the selfish part of me really wants to know the truth even if its being told to me.. i dont hear it anymore.. i automatically think its a lie that i have no proof against... i want for me to get away with everything and not let a single person pull sum shit like that to me cuz that is straight up deception... in the highest form... im a slick fucked up person... and even me admitting this is kind of slick.. but then again it isnt... n its very hard to understand where im coming from... but this is the best examples can put into words... right now she could be fuckin another nigga... n the only reason i think that is cuz i did it too... n i kno its gonna come back to haunt me... so thats that i guess... basically, what it all comes down to... is that the truth is an excuse.... and the ironic part is that the truth is... we will never know.... honesty is unheard of now a days... but the truth is... we all must deceive one another to make it higher than our neighbor... play the game right and go by its rules... and not the rules of what you were 'told'... because people telling the rules... is the easiest way to cheat... to bend the rules in their favor and once again.... the truth remains that u will never know if they are lying... wait no... not lying.. but 'not telling u eveything'... and honestly... i dont want this truth game to end... because im a master at the craft... but it has now become my downfall... with every good... there will always be an evil so what will i do now?

Jinx me something crazy Thinking if it's three then I'm as smooth as the skin rolls across the small of your back It's too bad it's not my style If you need me I'm out and on the parkway, patient and waiting for headlights, dressed in a fashion that's fitting to the inconsistencies of my moods t's times like these, where silence means everything And no one is to know about this It's times like these, where silence means everything And no one is to know about this It's a campaign of distraction and revisionist history, oh It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice) It's a shame I doubt they even care (it's a shame I doubt they even care) No one is to know about this It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice) It's a shame I doubt they even care (it's a shame I doubt they even care) Don't let me down But whatever I have gettin' myself into maybe has been slicing inches from my waist It's my fist vs. the bottle (and thank god you weren't there...) And that's how bad could this hurt or against I won't feel a thing (and thank god you weren't there...) I tell you all about it It's just not working out (...to watch me hit bottom) not working out It's a campaign of distraction and revisionist history, oh It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice) It's a shame I doubt they even care (it's a shame I doubt they even care) No one is to know about this It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice) It's a shame I doubt they even care (it's a shame I doubt they even care) No one has to know about this Don't let me down This is why we were taught so much better than this This is why we were taught so much better than this This is what living like this does This is what living like this does This is what living like this does This is what living like this does This is what living like this does This is what living like this does This is what living like this does This is what living like this does This is what living like this does

i got a couple words of wisdom from my man MCF on his last written statement called U Think Ur Ready Pt. III... in there he sed this... "now 2 address y ppl still and prolly 4eva will not b ready 2 experience how i truly am u aint gonna b ready cuz ppl still aint on my level of i guess it cud b called 'maturity' and i kno wutcha thinkin u think that i am prolly one of tha least mature ppl alive u think that theres no possible way that i cud b wut im claimin i am but maturity 2 me isnt bout bein old nuff 2 realize sum1 sayin penis isnt funny maturity 2 me is bein bold nuff 2 stand up wen u kno tha odds r against u maturity is bein able 2 become older then u reely maturity is wen ur still learnin ur fuckin times tables and ur standin up 2 ur dad tellin him that ull neva b afriad 2 stand against his will ull neva hesitate to fight him 4 ur mom thas fuckin maturity and to me u gotta posse that kind shit 2 get 2 understand me" now i gotta couple things to say bout that... 1st off... that is how I see shyt too... u cannot fully understand the level of maturity i am at until u have seen wat i have seen... im wit that one hunder n five percent all da way... but to me.. i dont see wat MCF claims it to be as "maturity"... but i see it as 'courage' that to me is a mix of both maturity AND courage... the 'perfect' blend of both... the perfect formula.. the absolute truest form... the one ingrediant needed, to make the illest nigga alive!!! a person with an intelligence level so high.. taht u have to pull out tha webster dictionary... juss to understand what hes sayin... a boy with such big balls... that hes wrestling gorillas and fightin komodo dragons before he learns how to aim with his paynis while hes peein... sum1 who is actually SO mature and whitty... that he is able to completely change his character at any given moment... some1 who is so cold... that he can make u THINK he is the biggest hooligan inda world.. n turn around to be known as the smartest individual known to man... and that.. is the definition of steven... to be able to put tthese complex feelings into words is where me and MCF come in... to every other smart ass fool out there readin this, and gettin inspired by the fact that there is actually sum1 else in this world.. with the same point of views as himself... i AM that person... i AM that smart... i AM that amazing... i AM that person that u know is there... but u cant see him... to myself... i am a cloaked assassin... hiding behind a mask with a smiling face... to myself... i am a weapon of mass destruction.... the ultimate tool of DECEPTION... i AM that boy that u dream about being and u hope that one day... you will realise just how to do the things i do... and be the way i am... not only me and mario are like this... if u look back on history... most of the ppl that actually made a difference in this world... r the ppl that no1 thought would make it... the undercover masterminds... the unidentified greatness that this world has to offer... take for example... the 17th century italian philosopher Makiavelli... his whole concept was to be able to win the art of war by becoming a mastermind at decepting their opponent.... his great idea, was the idea that the way to belittle and outsmart your opponent... was to look unsmart urself.... an actual quote from makiavelli is here... "a prince who wants to achieve great things... must first learn to deceive" that right there is me... a strikingly odd conception of who i really am... take a look at me and ud never know... but behind my four walls is a garden of growing ideas that wont stop... they keep flowing like a never ending river.... the ideas of steve will NEVER be forgotten... because they were there the whole time... but all u ignorant folks out there failed to process the unsuspecting truth... so ill leave u with another quote from MCF... "mayb one day sum1 will actually take tha time 2 actually read it page for page instead of scimmin thru skippin chapters and mayb they can put in words wut it was like 2 experience wut i hav cuz idk if any1 knows how hard it is 2 evn formulate words let alone sentences bout wut ive seen wut ive thought of and wut ive felt...." my book will never be shown to anybody... except those who understand wat i have written.. those who are able to set foot in my world and do the things i do... u have now witnessed... the illest thoughts ever... let the saga continue...

my guy MCF has inspired me to write... not write about an event in my life... but to write MY LIFE in general!!! write about who I truely am on tha inside... n i never wooda thought it.. but me n mario are alike in ALOT of ways... we have the SAME views and same opinions on peoples characteristics and peoples points of view and let me warn you... some of these deep intellectual thoughts may cause damage to your brain, and may cause you to have a VERY different view of the real Steven Knight Widowski... n u kno wat... i really dont giv a fuck... cuz im cummin out of the closet.. n god dammit.. im GAY ALRIGHT!! SIIIIIKKKKEEEEE!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!! bitches please im fuckin with ur head... but naw now its on the real... i really am comin out of the closet for who i truely am... n now u were warned... so the rest of this journey thru my little head is up to ur own decision and risk wether or not you are capable to obtain and collect the undeniably outstanding knowledge that i have to offer... so if you THINK your brain and stomach can handle the following... then continue reading... my name is steven... n i put up a front all the time that i am sum kind of stupid illiterate ignorant punk that doesnt care about shyt, and doesnt even know his ABC's... well ur wrong to the fullest extent.. because i am myself... a very strong minded individual with more brain power than u would ever know by just glancing at me n seeing my funny ass stupid smile that i wear all the time... just like mario.. i am more than deep... i am more than complex... and i am more than intellegent... and i have more courage and strength than any of the challenges that you have EVER came across or faced.. for you to just see the inner lining of who i truely am.. could completely blow you away in aww as if u were to never even acknowledge the simple fact that i am a very deep individual who takes time in EVEYTHING he does to make sure that it comes out in perfection... i see things in a sort of higher intellegent way... and i see life in a more real and understanding way then all of u reading this combined... half of you reading this already have ur mouth wide open in shock saying "wtf... steven couldn;t have wrote this" well guess what.. steven IS writing this!! and hes going to tell you what he thinks life is all about... life to me is a game... and thats how i treat it... to try n pass to the next level.. to try and beat tha boss that is in your way... to try to find all of the secrets... and play that game to the fullest without missing a SINGLE bonus point or extra hidden surprise... to go thru the game and make as many golden... incredible and zoned out experiences that you can.. and thats wat its ALL about... to me.. all i want out of life is for at least ONE person to look back at my death 10 years later and say "yea... and once upon a time.. there was this guy named steve..." i want to be a story... i want to MAKE a story.. i want to tell every1 wat ive accomplished and been thru... let me give u an outlook and inside scoop of my life.... i was born into a fucked up disfunctional family with a crackhead for a mom.. and an abusive bitch ass dad who cares for no1 but himself... ive lived and grown up protecting my brother and my mother from this bastard for a dad.... ive been a mouse fighting lions tigers and bears for as long as i can remember.... ive been standing up to xtreme and impossible tasks... to only come out at the bottom and lose all hope... and yet.. i regain the hope.. and make a comeback.. as if it was a movie.... ive been expelled from 2 skools and go to a skool full of crackheads and drugdealers and people who brought guns to skool... and yet.. im about to have my seed get let out into this world... i am goin to have to make it with a child... in an already fucked up situation... my dad is 24/7 fucked up on vicodin and oxycotton.... so i am forced to take those pills and sell them so he wont go crazy... and so i can get money to provide for MY OWN FAMILY!!! i actually had to pay my own houses rent last march because my parents couldnt afford it... therefor i am single handedly supporting my own family.. all at the same time.. trying to get ready to support a family that i WILL have in 9 more months... and im only 15 years old.... and if u cant respect and see the outstanding performance that i have acheived... than u CANNOT be my friend... wen i look in the mirror... i see a young man who acts funny just for attention.. n its the god honest truth that half the shyt i do.. i actually DO think about it... and i WANT to look stupid and pitiful... but in the end... the only reason i do it... is so i can give all of you guys storys to pass on to ur frends and your kids.... just like andrea and kara and felicia will always laugh at the time wen me n mario tried to steal the goodwill parking sign... just like how mario barry will remember wen we got caught up with 4 or 5 hookers taht we met on the internet!!! just like how my future wife crystal will laugh the time wen i got caught in her house n we hadda jump out the 2-story window butt ass naked!! the story of my life is a great one... and i am happy to say that so far.. i AM making it.. AND ON MY MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.. AND ON MY KIDS LIFE I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL MAKE IT THRU THESE TIMES AND BECOME SUCCESSFUL AND PROVIDE FOR MY KID IN THE END... if i can do that... and make my son or daughter happy... than i could die in peace... but if i cant.. then i will DIE trying... all i want out of life... is to see my seeds face light up in enjoyment and wonder... looking out of the backseat of the window as im going 50 miles per hour, driving down the road to go to disney land.... all i want is for my kid to grow up and know that his father cared... and that he would have done WATEVER was nessecary for them to survive... all i want is to hear my baby say the words "i love you daddy" and u can shoot me square in the head.. right there at that very moment... and ON GOD id be happy... and most of all.. i want to be looked back on as a role model... a person that people look up to.. and people try to compare themselves to... i want to be a legend to people around me.... and a myth to people across the globe... i am DETERMINED to get my voice heard at any extent... even if it means me loosing everything... life is about looking back at ur life and saying "...yea... i done that" or "i remember this one time...." and so far.. i have PLENTY of those!! so many i cant even begin to name them!!! ive been put in countless bad situations... and millions of times where i had know idea wat to do... but wat did i do?!?! i did wat i thought was right... and thats all that mattered to me... and look where i am now?!?! ur probably like "yea look at u... u fuckin loser, ur a fool and now your about to have a kid!! you arent gonna make it!!" well all i gotta say to u is FUCK YOU and SUCK MY DICK cuz ive never been so happy in my life... wen i heard the knews about my kid... my face never lit up so brightly... there are times in life where no1 can stop u... wen no1 can take you away.. .and u.. at that very moment in time... u are invincible... and u cannot be controled... those are the TRUE golden moments in life..... the moments that are worth looking back on... those to me are the actual 'golden moments'... like i remember a time.... when i was at rec... i was in this rap battle with BUTTER FROM HAMILTON!!! yes thats right... BUTTER... the best freestylist at that skool... and i put it on my momma i BEAT him 3 ROUNDS IN A ROW!! u may not believe me... but it is true!! and to this day... kids look at me n say "YOU beat butter!??!" n it kills me to say "no... no i didnt" becuz i cant stand the pressure of the people wen they want me to PROVE sumthing to them... n it happens so much that i never even mention taht time... but i swear to god i member it like it was yesterday.... i was in a zone that cannot be described... a moment of purity... a moment of power and strength that i cannot even begin to explain to this very day!!! n wat made it so spectacular... was the fact that NOBODYU THOUGHT I COULD BEAT HIM... but on my LIFE i did... and wat makes me uncontrolably mad... is the fact that he denys it... but wen i looked due in the eyes n asked him "did u really beat me?" he looked down to the floor and turned around... and after he did that.. i turned around n didnt need to hear another word.. cuz i KNEW wat he was doing... he was trying to look good to his frends... n me being the bigger man... i let him keep his fake glory... n that to me was the point where i matured... but u dont know how great it makes me feel wen ppl come up to me that actually seen me beat him with his own eyes... like jose perez (the big one) and angel quinonez... and haneen... and even jordan and jason... and wat makes it all worth it.. is that they have an unbelieveable respect for me as a person.. to knowq that i had the balls to do that... could have got ripped inside and out.. but i DIDNT... n i remmeber wen angel said to sum1 "stevies our neighborhood legend.." and after that... i felt a sense of being complete... just to know that to one person... i am a legend to them... is all i need... thats wat makes ife worth living to me... to find those chellenges... and tackling them with such a strong force... that people will remember it 30 years from now... im srry if u guys think differently of me... or think that i lied to you.. well sorry but its time i told you guys the truth... and if u dont like it... then thats on you... that right there to ME is just the PEAK of my thoughts.. n i can write several pages of things i think about while im laying in bed at night... looking out the window, watching the leaves sway back and forth... wondering "why?"... if only you guys knew... Sincerely, -steven k. widowski 2 b continued....

this is the last note that my man petey made... it was found on the last page of his diary, as if he knew... these are the exact words he wrote down.... With no hopes, and my will to live, barely a care in this world to me I found a way. Kidnapped and confined, within a system, designed to destroy the inncocent child that I use to be. Stripped me mentally naked, embarrassing my mommas first born. Did I deserve that kind of fate? Was all that was happening to me, really written in the powerfull and allmighty book of life? I dont think so. My tears would soak the pages that I write upon, if I couldn't, close the windows to my soul, and stand strong in the midst of these storms. Maybe my story is, in some way or another, familar with yours. Is that why this aint even a truth, but yet you still.. you wanna read this once more? I'll play this, everytime, I wanna, reflect. From which I've come from. To help me see where it is I'm trying to go. And even though grandma and our sisters left me some time ago, I still go by and sit on the front porch.... as if I didn't even know. But I'm getting better. Diary of a sinner, another entry. I guess i'll finish this tomorrow.... -petey that is sum touching, and real shit... "a coward dies a thousand lives a soldier dies but once."

to this day... this remains one of THEE most funniest fuckin convos inda history of online chatting!!! this was made like last year.. but it still has to be... the most... O.C shyt ever!!! so view n prepare to laugh ur fuckin ass off!!!! Skittolz214: fuqq that Skittolz214: wit her floppy pussy EyeMightBeYoDad: LMFAO EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit streched out Skittolz214: her shyt be sweatin like a draft after a hurricane EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: yeap EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit b swingin in da wind Skittolz214: not by me tho Skittolz214: she was born streched out EyeMightBeYoDad: ugh Skittolz214: LMFAO!!! Skittolz214: in da wing Skittolz214: wind* Skittolz214: LMMFAO EyeMightBeYoDad: she clean her coochie at tha car wash Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: she need one o them ultra car scrubbers to clean that fucka out EyeMightBeYoDad: hells yea wit da spit shine n da glossy wax EyeMightBeYoDad: she b gettin dat 50 dolla wash Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! 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Skittolz214: she got a hole fruiot garden growin in that bitch Skittolz214: mushroom patches and shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit got tarzan geogre of tha jungle n tha cheetos yiger EyeMightBeYoDad: tiger* Skittolz214: HEWW NAWWW Skittolz214: lions, and tigers, and bears EyeMightBeYoDad: OH MY Skittolz214: long lost orange power ranger be hidin there EyeMightBeYoDad: hells yea EyeMightBeYoDad: b like tigerzord pussy GO Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: fuqqin G I Joes be sand baggin that thing EyeMightBeYoDad: n dem army niggas from toy story n shit EyeMightBeYoDad: RED TEAM GO EyeMightBeYoDad: them b doin shit like wen her neighbor spied on u EyeMightBeYoDad: spyed* Skittolz214: ROFL!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: like u can leave wit outta digital Skittolz214: im rollin Skittolz214: LMAO EyeMightBeYoDad: u pull out yo dick u got anotha nigga in yo grill like HEEY Skittolz214: she got a crystal ball and shyt Skittolz214: A HAHHAHh Skittolz214: sumone be landscapin her pubics and shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: got rambo shootin west nile virus havin monkey wit spitballs Skittolz214: OOoOO damn!!!! Skittolz214: im moanin and shyt Skittolz214: thats too damn funny EyeMightBeYoDad: them here come da cheetos tiger like "FLAMING HOT" EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!!! EyeMightBeYoDad: hell yea Skittolz214: got a whole rain forest Skittolz214: tropical EyeMightBeYoDad: she b havin tha annually wheelchair races in her pussy Skittolz214: them fuqqin rat races Skittolz214: her shyt is under attack 24/7 Skittolz214: that shyt be sweatin.... EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b heatin weeners up like a microwave n shit Skittolz214: monthly droughts every tuesday Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!!!! Skittolz214: it over flows from time to time EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: lil pokemon be matin and shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: then smokey come out da jungle like "only U can prevent forest fires" Skittolz214: HER PUZZY the hole that they found sadam housane hiding in EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao Skittolz214: shyt thas sad Skittolz214: her body heat be jumpin wit that cooch EyeMightBeYoDad: wuts sad is her pussy get betta recption on them tvs then mine EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao Skittolz214: OOOO HEWW NAWW!!!!!! Skittolz214: LMMFAO!! Skittolz214: ROFL! Skittolz214: thas sum shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: then u get da verison dude like "can u hear me now....GOOD" Skittolz214: she dont get periods.... she gets tidal waves Skittolz214: hera me now good LMMFAO Skittolz214: hear* EyeMightBeYoDad: nigga she dont get periods she get exclamtion points Skittolz214: DAMNNN!!! I DUNNO WAT TO SAY Skittolz214: IM FUQQIN DYIN Skittolz214: LMAO EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skittolz214: im at her scary ass Skittolz214: LMFAO EyeMightBeYoDad: UH OH EyeMightBeYoDad: its round 2 of our session EyeMightBeYoDad: she got dat sunburnt pussy Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: hey hol up im snappin EyeMightBeYoDad: her shit b peelin EyeMightBeYoDad: ight Skittolz214: read this shyt EyeMightBeYoDad: ight Skittolz214: EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao EyeMightBeYoDad: freaks dont got dat starched pussy Skittolz214: LMFAO!!! Skittolz214: heww naww Skittolz214: im at her shyt now EyeMightBeYoDad: freaks pussy dont b havin pussy lika balled up piece of paper EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy open lika umbrella EyeMightBeYoDad: on da reel he pussy b clappin n whisltin Skittolz214: EyeMightBeYoDad: she got her pussy lips ina knot uno Skittolz214: LMMFAO!!! Skittolz214: kowabunga vagina EyeMightBeYoDad: lmao EyeMightBeYoDad: she got dat reusable all-pupose pussy tell her 2 use her coochie 2 dry her eyes EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b flappin like wen u turn tha pages ina book EyeMightBeYoDad: i dunno bout u but im at her shit EyeMightBeYoDad: she b openin 2 liters wit her cooch Skittolz214: OMFG!!!! Skittolz214: u got me rollin Skittolz214: LMFAO!!! Skittolz214: OOoOo SHYT EyeMightBeYoDad: im tellin wit da all-pupose coochie she b pops pickle jars like it aint nuffin EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b doin dat wave like ata baseball game EyeMightBeYoDad: i think she pms-in cuz she aint hav time 2 go 2 tha car wash 2 clean her cooch out EyeMightBeYoDad: she got dust bunnies in her shit EyeMightBeYoDad: pocket lint EyeMightBeYoDad: old bus transfers EyeMightBeYoDad: lil iraqi illegal durty sock wearin bums EyeMightBeYoDad: she b gelin her pussy so it dont escape her pants she b havin 2 blow dry dat bitch EyeMightBeYoDad: tellin it 2 stay Skittolz214: u bout to make me cry EyeMightBeYoDad: DAMN UNO IM HAVIN A BLAST I DUNNO BOUT U Skittolz214: on everything EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao Skittolz214: ROFL!!! 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EyeMightBeYoDad: pussy lips lookin lika big ass hairy eagle EyeMightBeYoDad: flyin thru da air EyeMightBeYoDad: ora car goin down tha street wit bof doors open EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b pickin up tucker radios n shit EyeMightBeYoDad: "BREAKER BREAKER WE GOTTA DUBLE BOUGIE" EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy tha only pussy dat can drown fish Skittolz214: ROFL Skittolz214: RFOLK Skittolz214: RFOL Skittolz214: ROFL Skittolz214: ROFL Skittolz214: RFOL EyeMightBeYoDad: lmfao Skittolz214: OOO GOD IMMA PISS MY PANTS EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy b laughin like spongebob EyeMightBeYoDad: her pussy can re-site tha whole eminem verse on how come her shit b in da shower like "HOW COME!!" 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