INTO YER SHTIK- You're so tormented Demented Indebted To all the assholes just like you Who've come and gone before you Predictable Just plain dull Why don't you Blow your brains out, too? You're so into yer shtik You're so hounded Ungrounded Surrounded By scum sucking leeches Who will shovel your shit Sweep your dessert Both before and after it Feed your ego They never tell you no All of you Make me sick You're so into yer shtik And they're all into your shtik Well, Mitchell's got a new girl She's nineteen Hollywood model Star of the screen She's up here To support the scene It's all part Of his rock and roll fantasy Stan was at the bar With bandaged hands They tried to dry him out And he got mad Cut his fist Punching hospital glass Made his myth Now he's trapped Susie's just a girl Who's doing her job That came to New York And wanted a car Working with the management To the stars Kissing ass Is a part of her job It's part of her job Yeah, it's part of her job Oh she loves her job What the hell She does it so well I'm not perfect I've lived a life of mistakes I'm not perfect But there's one thing I can't take You are into yer shtik You're so into yer shtik And they're so into yer shtik Fuck you, you make me sick

WANT TO BE FRIENDS? I'LL GIVE YOU CANDY! WE CAN WATCH CARTOONS! AND DRINK PINK LEMONADE!!! WOO HOO!! LET'S GO SKATE!, OR RIDE BIKES OR SOMETHING!

WHAT?

SAW A SHOOTING STAR TONIGHT. NORMALLY I'D BE LIKE"ALLRIGHT COOL ,A SHOOTING STAR" BUT THIS ONE WAS REALLY REALLY COOL! I THINK IT MUST HAVE FELL REALLY CLOSE BY BECAUSE I SAW A BUNCH OF REALLY BRIGHT SPARKS TRAILING FROM IT. REALLY REALLY BRIGHT SPARKS!! I WAS THINKING IT MUST HAVE FELL IN THE NEARBY OCEAN OR SOMETHING. IT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY BIG OR REALLY CLOSE BY CAUSE IT WAS BURNING FOR A WHILE. AND OF'COURSE I WANTED TO MAKE A WISH SO I DID:) I WONDER IF FISHIES MAKE A WISH WHEN A SHOOTING STAR FALLS IN THE OCEAN? WHAT IF YOU WERE WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE BAND PLAY ON THE BEACH AND A BUNCH OF SHOOTING STARS WERE FALLIN IN THE OCEAN BEHIND THEM AND YOU COULD SEE THE STARS HITTING THE WATER WHILE THE BAND WAS PLAYING? I THINK THAT'D BE A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL HAVE A DREAM LIKE THAT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO WAKE UP! 4:49am

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SAW KIMYA DAWSON ON SUNDAY AT THE KNITTING FACTORY. I THINK SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING I WISH REGINA SPEKTOR WOULD'VE PLAYED WITH HER TOO. THIS BAND 'SQUAB' PLAYED FIRST AND I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE PRETTY GOOD. I WOULD WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. KIMYA DAWSON HAS BEAUTIFUL THINGS TO SAY. SHE MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY. I WISH, MAYBE ONE DAY, THAT I COULD TALK TO HER AND MAYBE SHARE A LAUGH OR A SMILE WITH HER. ..WHAT I REALLY WISH FOR IS THAT MAYBE ONE DAY I CAN PLAY WITH HER. THAT WOULD BE JUST AS GOOD AS MEETING HER. 2:25am

I FUCKIN HATE IT WHEN I GET HIGH WITH PEOPLE THAT START GETTING ALL STRESSED OUT AND KEEP COMPLAINING AND WORRYING ABOUT STUFF AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKIN RELAXX!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SHITT? RELAX! CALM DOWN! ENJOY LIFE. WE AIN'T GONNA BE HERE FOREVER. WHY WORRY AND COMPLAIN ABOUT STUFF WHEN THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH 'REAL' PROBLEMS! LIKE CANCER, OBESITY, DEATH OF A LOVED ONE, .....WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IF OUR HEALTH IS GOOD THAN 'IT AIN'T THAT BAD' I LIGHT THAT SHIT UP AND HAVE ALL MY "PROBLEMS" GO UP IN SMOKE! BLAZE IT MUTHAFUCKERS!! SAVE THE DRAMA FOR THE ACTORS! (OR FOR YOUR DIARY! :) HA HA HA HA!

I am the son And the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir Of nothing in particular You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does I am the son And the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and the heir Of nothing in particular You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does There's a club, if you'd like to go You could meet someone who really loves you So you go, and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home And you cry And you want to die When you say it's gonna happen now, Well, when exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long And all my hope is gone You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does 5:40am

NICE FULL MOON THIS MORNING. I FOUND THIS LITTLE DRAGONFLY IN MY BATHROOM SINK. IT'S ALIVE N'STUFF BUT IT DOESN'T WANNA FLY. ALL IT DOES IS MOVE IT'S ANTENNAE. I WONDER HOW IT GOT THERE. I GOT ALL HIGH AND I STARED AT IT FOR MINUTES AND MINUTES. IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TALKER THOUGH, I WAS THE ONE TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION. I PUT IT IN A BOWL IN MY ROOM. I DIDN'T COVER THE BOWL CAUSE IT WASN'T FLYING. I WONDER IF IT'LL BE THERE WHEN I WAKE UP. 5:21am

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DEEMONZZ!!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! {choose your spirits wisely.mix with caution.}

??????!!!!!!! Who's There??!!! Who said That????? ...............?....... "The force is strong in this one" ....,but he must never join the darkside"

put some tunes on the cd player and drove around looking for cardboard boxes behind some stores n'shit. went through a couple alleys behind some shopping centers but couldn't find any damn cardboard. went inside this Giant dumpster and there was a bunch of dead vaccum cleaners. i thought to myself "Hmm, what's their story?" how did they end up here? what did they do to deserve such a lonely trashy funeral?.....ANd THen i found this rollerblade skate thingy and i said 'Cool' i could put these wheels on a skateboard or something. they were some neat clear wheels too! so i headed off with my skate and drove towards my next dumpster adventure. in this smaller dumpster i found some Big Blocks of sty...stigh..ss-T-eye-rah-phoam (don't know how to spell that shit) anyways, they were cool. don't know what i'll do with'em. maybe get a razor blade and carve out an angel and paint it pink! or carve out a squirrel and set it on fire. or maybe just admire these very enourmous large blocks of styrafoam for a while and forget about them as they were once forgotten before. hmmm?? well, i was thinking all this as i headed behind k-mart to another Giant dumpster for some more goodies. when i was a kid...I Mean when my age was a much smaller number, i used to find bags of candy or brand new toys that had been thrown away just because their package had been torn. so i was pretty excited jumping in. i found some cardboard boxes finally, but other than that all i was seeing and stepping on were big smushee trash bags...AND THen when i made my way to the other end of the dumpster I Couldn't Believe My EyeZ!! FReekin 'OTTER POPS!!...OTTER POPS EVERYWHERE!!! they weren't in the boxes anymore but c'mon, OTTER POPS!! mmmm.. since it was a Hot ass day, i couldn't wait to get home and put them in the freezer. so many colors!! so many flavors!! of course i washed the outer plastic thoroughly....i think..oh'well "OTTER POPS!! Woo Hoo!!

I dream of stuff.comes true sometimes,someday.I enjoy sourcandy,earth,cartoons,memory,smiles,time travel,aliens on sadderdays,friends i haven't met.yeah....uhmm..batteries sold seperately,s/h not included,no refunds!

Im'a lightning bolT to the mOON!, POW!!!..... hey, there's no one here..??.. 'POW!!! lightning bolT to yOur dream. Hello. Don't wake up. Let's flY around :) wooOOSHH!! (our feet skid on the ocean water)

............faRRRT!!.....BUrRRP!..(cough cough)....sSNIFFF....."eeeeWW!!"