Bulldog Bash

Feeling: dirty
So another of the Bulldog Bash, that Biker fest. hosted by The Big Red Machine, over, and it was a special once this year, the 20th aniversery, and Oh My Fuck was it goooood. Thursday - All packed and ready to go, driving down o pass the time we were thinking of the funniest famous voices that you should be able to download for Sat. Nav. I liked Joe Pasquale -"I know a RIGHT that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves..." - brilliant. We got there and set the tent up in recored time. We decided to go for a walk down the food ring, and on the way we saw that playing in like 10 mins was none other then CHAS AND DAVE =0 It was brilliant, any one who doesnt know them they are a cockney duo, Chas on keyboard and dave on Bass both doing vocals, then usually drums in the back. The were the ones that did the theme for 'Only Fools and Horses.' It was great. Then we went for the food, came back to wait fo a apparently brilliant AC/DC cover band, at this point there was thie really shit band just doing covers called Hellraiser. They sounded like iron maidens shit little brothers (and iron maiden are not exactly a good bad so thats saying something =P )they were terrible, they did VH's 'Jump' it was just wrong. Then they were ready to leave and said, "do we have time for one more" then this rip on "NOOOOO!!!!" came from the back it was so funny. But they did =( then they fucked off, finally. We were waiting for Hells Bells and we noticed that the instruments were not being moved around, which was wierd bu we thought, maybe Hell Raiser were just using the same amps etc, some bands do that, then the guitarist came out, and i was like, ooook...maybe the guitarist is helping out for one of the bands beause the other is ill or something...then it happened, the bass plauer came out, then the drummer, then the vocalist and lead came out dressed like Angus and Brian, i almost cried, we fled back to the tent and listened to some real AC/DC a bit of Jack Daniels and soem Jelly Bellys (Mandi had brought 3 kilos of Jelly Bellys and 8 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos =D )So we chilled after that. Fri We were just waiting to see Skindred that day, so woke up early because of some crazy Scot with the Blue Angles. We went round the stalls and didnt see much new or interesting. Went for food, then watched the Drag racers, and saw the Rocket car, amasing every time you see it, and because Skindred are playing another gig today they had an early start so they could leave early. They came out and from the get go they got the crowd pumped, and from that point the energy only went up, man the whole fuckign tent was rocking out you know, the barrior behind us was bouncing, it was crazy, Mandi said in the 19 out of 20 Bulldog Bash's she has been to they go the crowed psyched the most. Was amasing, the Bass was gnarly, it ripped through you, you could feel it in your stomach, in your bones, was brilliant. The lead was doing like elvis impressions, putting his dreads up nto a quiff, it was just fucking rockin' best live i have ever seen. Tried to get backstage to meet them but they were packing up to leave, so didnt. Went for food, came back watched a little of the next band but they were just nothing compared to Skindred so back to the tent for more Jack and coke =D Sat Same as usual, caught the 'Run what you Brung' for the public, was kool, this purple bike stalled it was brilliant because he went round for the 2nd time an did it again =P idiot. Went for music, first band was really kool, it was Breed 77, they ddnt get the crowed as psyched but they had mondo energy and were brilliant, also the did a marage proposal 1/2 way through their set which was sweet in a biker kind of way. Skipped the next band and caught Pitshifter, they were also brilliant, another crowed pleasing band, again nit as much as the 'Dred but still, started really well "Lets not fuck around" and right into the song, brilliant. We Then went to watch the fire works and we sat in a empty part, as the fire works were going off hot emberes were falling right onto us, fucking hurt like a bitch, it was like being in 'Nam =P so didnt see much, to busy cowering lol. But mandi got it on vid w/ all the back ground "ow" "fuck" "SHIT!!" "its in my eye!!" lolwas funny. All day we were trying to figue out who the special guest would be, but when we got there it said Dogs D'Amour so we thought it was a fake name, turns out it wasnt, the special guest couldnt make it because of the airplane bomb threats in the USA (so we kinda thought it might be Fun Loving Criminals) Dogs D'Amour sucked balls and i have never seen a tent empty as qucikly as w/ that pile of shit band lol, went back to the tent, had a lil grub and fell alseep Sun Woke u to find shit loads of ash in the rim of my hat lol. Packed up the tent in recored time and we were ready to go by 1:20, got to little chef for lunch by like 2:00 we were in there for 1 hour and 40 mins, moslt waiting, i finished my english breakfast in like under 2mins lol i was so hungry. Got home and went to bed to watcha movie. Brilliant Bulldog bash, thank you Hells Angles
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Seek & Soak

Ah man, killer week, my mums church does this Seek & soak every year, and it was her 1st year entering as its only her 2nd year being with the church, let me explain - Players A, B, C & D A must get B, B must get C, C must get D and d must get A If A gets B then A has to go after C Usually theres about 30-40 people playing, it starts the monday of the holidays at 4:00pm and ends Friday 6:00pm. Mum thought she would be out the 1st day lol. We went down to get her target at 4:00pm, dead on, but it turns out he left work early, then we went to his house and he was away at his aunts, which turns out no one knows where she lives, and ment to come home the next day, so we call his work again and he isnt in that day either,same as his home, so sick of it the weds mum shows up to his work at 7 in the morning and gets him w/ a water balloon lol. We decided to help another 1st timer (andrew), so over his house i pull this plan up Target - Sarah F Step 1 - Get mum to call sarah's best friend Liz and as for help so mum can get Sarah, knowing Liz will then tell Sarah that mum is after her, when really mum isnt, andrew is. Step 2 - Get andrews mum (who is on holiday and also very close friends with sarah) to call sarah and ask her to pick up a book from andrew, hopeing she will think she is safe. Foiled - Liz turned up to pick up the book Fallout - Tim breaks into Andrews house and gets him wet, sarah F drops out. Next day we get a txt from Liz saying mums mark will be round the courner from our house at 8:00pm. I didnt trust that so i went to go stake it out at 7:45 at a friends house across the road. The mark didnt show up, on the way back i saw the person trying to get mum waiting w/ a watergun for mum. Thier plan foiled =P Thursday Theres a rumer going around that our next target (Tino) will be at the Carvery near blockbusters/ASDA at 10:00ish so we ride it up and check it out, no ones there, we head back, get a text from sara H to say she is going up there too so we turn round and swing back to find Tino and Sara chatting, she kept him there for us. So mum sneaks up and gets him. Now at this point sara is after Tim and Tim is after Mum. So as we are driving out Tim tries to get mum thru the window of our car and misses we call sara back and he tries to escape thru blockbusters but theres only one entrance and we block him in, i stand behind his car and my friend infrount so he cant escape. Mum moves out of the only way our and sara drives up, Tims on the phone saying mum is a wuss for staying in her car but as soon as Sara gets to his car he locks the car doors, then pushes his car thru my friend and escapes, we jump into sara's car and theres a three car chase round Reading, ending up in a street with only one exit, Tim pulls into someones drive and mum traps him once again where he calls the a man in the windowsaying she has trappe dhim, mum is saying its ok they are friends and he is saying he doesnt know her, the the man says he will call the police and mum leaves, meaning Tim once again gets away. We get a tip that our next target is coming home from work early. so we go to the train station to wait for him, then get a txt to say he called in sick from work and is still in reading Down at Safeway (morrisons) so after 2hours in town we speed down there. When there sara tells us Tim was waiting again and she scared him off. We hang round for a while on the way out we were all caught sleeping and Tim jumps out and gets mum. On the very last day with only 2 hours to go. Great week =D
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Prom

Me Drama Group Me and Rosy Group Me, Josh & Kris Steve, Amie & Abbot The Girls Robert & Matty Me Robert & Matty Matty Girls Drinkin' Me & Court Me, Robert and the smuggled booze Sam Me and Matty Some kid fucked
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Wanker Song

Club Veg (To the tune "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies) It's been, four weeks since you slept with me, I was horny both turtlnecked and angry. One month since you looked at me, said, come to bed I'm ready get over here and bang me. Four weeks since you polished me, parked the pink cadillac and held the sausage hostage. Too long since your pigskin bus drove in to tuna town and lost most of its luggage. Blue balls I got a back log, I gotta jack off, burp the worm and spank the monkey. I get flustered so I tussle with the love pump the make the slug jump there's a lack o rump a pumpy. I yank the doodle, drain the dragon, I miss the shaggin', so I sit and cuff the puppy. Beat the bishop thad the rabbit, choke the sheriff or while he's waiting for the posse Goin' pop the purple pimple wax the weasel pound the flounder stroke the pope and toss off a batch of orphans. Gonna flick the stick or slam the ham jerk the gerkin take a shake and break and then manipulate the mango. (chorus) I can't help it I go white water wristing, all I need's a night of indoor fishing. I choke the chicken and I don't know how to thank ya. Is it any wonder now that I've become a wank-a. I have a tendency to bumpin' Mr. Cyclops, I have a history of punishing the pope. It's been four weeks since you've honed the bone so I tenderize my beef I tussle with my muscle. Long time since we drove it home, gotta slap my happy sacks around and do the knuckle shuffle. One month since our privates talked, there was a time when we'd grind every night and it was so fine. Now I plant the seed and jack the bean stalk and I dully try to shine what's mine until I go blind. Punch the munchkin....bop the shank Pump the python....yank the crank Check the dipstick....butter corn Take a quick trip....around the horn Shine the cobra....tame the hog Chokin' Kojak....pet the dog Ah!
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GCSE

Listening to: RATM
Feeling: grand
Past few weeks been heling the year 11s (im year 13) with thier GCSE drama exam preformances...they went ok, slight disapointment...well..ish, there are a few i am proud of, some very good ppl.
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Results

Listening to: QOTSA
Feeling: amused
mmm scrubs =D yes results, very proud of Tracey she got 38/50 for acting and was really good, she only got 9 out of 25 for portfolio which she was a lil diasapointed with and 20/25 for rehursals which is better then she expected Rosy scoreds 39/50 for acting, also VERY good, A2s are way hard for acting, and this part was expected and again proud she got 23/25 for portfolio and 24/25 for rehursal I got 10/25 for portfolio, expected, i suck at writing, 24/25 for rehursals and 44/50 for acting, which is kool
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Stuck like a pig

Listening to: No Doubt
Feeling: exhausted
yesterday in rehursal i stabbed myself with a phone... dont ask first 2 preformances today, the 1st sucked (not my fault) the 2nd was 2 friends and family and it KICKED ARSE!!! looking 4ward 2 the exam 2moz =D
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Cut

Listening to: No Doubt
Feeling: pissy
fuck sake, ok so now official decided, by the other two group member and the teacher the part of the play where i get to be the maniac and the part i have put the most of my own time into has now been cut, why?? because the other two couldnt be fucked to learn their lines and its too close to the exam now...what bullshit, when rehursing at school all we did were the parts where they were the main character, what bollocks, serious bullshit favertism going on, and its not like they care about the pla, they just are in it for the grade, how fucking ignorent are they. They have the parts they want in the play and thats all that matters
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Dario Fo

Listening to: Ugly Kid Joe
Feeling: torn
Been working bloody hard on this play for may 3rd and 4th but methinks it might be in vein, really dont have very high confidence in it at all, i bloody hate Mr "i knob books" Ben he is a wanker!!!
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R.I.P

Listening to: R.A.T.M
Feeling: unworthy
ok...so ive never really known anyone who died, except pets and nana but i was rather younge with her death. Last night on the way home from one kick arse party the road to my house was closed so had to take a detour, turns out a neighbour of mine was on his bike, went into another car and died instantly, he was 16 and he didnt have his helmet on properlly, it was found 15 feet away from the crash, the whole street is in mourn, the house next doors daughter had been datign him for 2 years...we never really got on, we were friends like 8 years ago but well i mutured and the people round my way no longer stimulated me, and then had a few run ins, so not really friends, but it kinda makes you think, i mena he was only 16, thats just 2 years younger then me, i should techniqually die befor him...
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Timeline

Listening to: Johnny Lang
Feeling: serious
Just looking back on a few of the many pets i have had in my life, this is a small percentage, those of y'all who know me know theres a LOT missing =P Albert the albeno frog Amber the yellow rat-snake Blaise - pure bred german shepard Ebby - black german shepard hedi, blaise & tilly -all pure bred german shepards hedi & ebby hedi penny, gomez, tiger & cleo Penny tiger cleo & eve pippin & cleo squichy manx - black lab. megan - german shepard megan & kiezer -afgan-hound sam - sprinnger rocky - rottie Fin - dalmation cross pointer mia - boarder collie the skank dog (willow) bearded cross boarder collie Zee Midget - springer cross boarder collie
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calm like a bomb

Listening to: RATM
Feeling: psychotic
ok so i am writing up my english essay today goign well so far havnt got to the 1/2 way mark yet but gettign there you know. You know how different people do things differently (well duh) this includes study time, personally i work a lot better w/ music, different music for different work of cource, so i have to have it and i have to have it loud which everyone else seems to hate just wondering is anyone else works like i do, for this essay n Orwells political views i find the very political Rage against the machine works well and helps me to write. dontcha just love how we as people are ment to, say, respect other peoples wishes "call me ben", "would you mind making mine with no milk" etc and bigger stuff as well but i have noticed that when i ask somehting of someone, which i really dont do often, it gets a nod, a smile aaaaand the a kick in the arse, its like people just take a bat and twallop me in the bollocks, which is fun... mum bought best of Robson & Jerome last weekend, thier cover of unchained melody will always remind me of Nana Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea To the open arms of the sea Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me, wait for me I'll be coming home, wait for me Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered for your touch A long, lonely time And time goes by so slowly And time can do so much Are you still mine? I need your love, I oh I need your love God speed your love to me Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea To the open arms of the sea Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me, wait for me I'll be coming home, wait for me Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered, hungered for your touch A long, lonely time And time goes by so slowly And time can do so much Are you still mine? I need your love, I oh I need your love God speed your love to me
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Prayer

Listening to: T.v
Feeling: torn
mum was baptised today, me being a non-believer i don't really get they hype, but makes her happy so im happy. Bro decided to not show up which upset her and pissed me off, but you can't avoid the inevitable...
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pain pain and more pain

Listening to: Nappy Roots
Feeling: tenacious
Pain is getting worce, and got some new painkillers, took them yesterday, it pretty much knocked me out in a word, my whole body was asleep except my brain, but still didnt kill the pain...sucks
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Full Metal Jacket

Listening to: Elvis
Feeling: terrified
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you. Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir! Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck! Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps! Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer! Private Joker: Sir, yes sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face! Private Joker: [nervously] Sir? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face! Private Joker: Ahhhh! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face! Private Joker: Ahhhhhh! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You still don't scare me! Work on it! Private Joker: Sir, yes sir! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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mmm plastic

Listening to: Coyote Shivers
Feeling: giggly
Went to old orleans today aaaand ooooh my goodness thier Nachos were evern better AND chicken yummmmmmmy!!!! The meal was good and the service... only problem i kinda found a rather sizable piece of plastic in my burger, like around 3-4 cm it was like... oook, the waitress walked past and i was all "ummm excuse me but my chicken is a bit plasticy" lol then there was a lil im so sorry thing, but it was no biggy, and they forgot to charge our teas at the end which rocked so i havd a meal a drink and a tea for £5 which at the moment robert paid for, should have been £2 but for some reason i ended up tipping £3 and kris none and matty and robert £1 each as i worked out when i got home lol, it was a fun day gonna put pics up as soon as ready The gang Robert Matty Kris Our creation Our drawings, cuz you are allowed in there =D
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Pain ...once more

Listening to: T.v
Feeling: paranoid
Strained a tendon in my arm last week, prob playing bass to much, had nothing else to do in a week off shool so i played pretty much everyday all day and now it hurts like a bitch, its total bollocks...ah well
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