This is the part where I smile and say:
YES, I AM THE GIRLFRIEND OF A SEX GOD!
He's so hot.
I can't get over it.
I was over at his house from 5 to like 9. Then he wanted to go to his friend Bens house. But he wasn't shure b/c his friends kinda acted immature around 'couples'. He said they 'can't control themselves'. He made his friends sound mental. We went anyway. At Bens house I couldn't stop coughing. Derek told me to take a cough drop. I HATE cough drops and refused. He has this thing with medicine and when ppl don't take medicine he like tackled them and makes them take it. I didn't want any medicine he put in front of me.
So he took a cough drop and like shoved it in my mouth. He'd keep my mouth like clamped shut so I couldn't spit it out. *ack* You have no idea how much I hate cough drops. It was so hot tho. He's juss tall enuff to put an arm around my neck and like prop my neck up so I'm like staring straight up at him and then he's got like control of my mouth. He kept shoving the cough drop back in and making me swallow and wouldn't let me open my mouth. haha it was funny and cute. The whole time he's like, "I dont care if you dont like it." "Suck it up" "I've had worse" and "If you spit that one out I'll get another one and made you eat it" He kept giving those "I'm serious" looks. so hot. He even started talkin' like his Vati. haha "Is that clear?" Why is that so hot to me? I'm so weird. His threats, his bluntness, his violence/strength and forcefulness is sooo hoottt to meee...
Anyways....that wasn't the end of it. After he made me eat a cough drop. We were going to go b/c I had to go home. We opened the door and looked at his car. His friends had decorated the car as if Derek juss got married! LOL Tiolet paper dragging there on the road behind it and shaving cream all over the car! He was so mad! It obviously said something in shaving cream on the car. We were half way out to the car when Derek decided he didn't want me to see what his friends wrote. There's -no way- he's gonna make me turn around and back in the house after I saw the decorations! He was walking so fast (because he was mad) and pushing me in front of him the whole way he practically picked me up and dragged me in the house. haha soo hot! I love it how strong he is...still reminds me of my bro.
He ran outside and wiped most of it off before I could see it but it was kind of an obvious "Just Married" (freakin' cute! I love his friends! haha) but Derek lied to me and wouldn't tell me what it said. So I took off and started walking down the road trying to be mad. I hate it how it's so easy for him to lie to me! But he comes running after me and trys to get me to turn around, I make me tell me and then I went back with him. haha I juss put more stress in his life.
He was so mad b/c the shaving cream doesn't come off that easily and it destroys paint and it wasn't his car. So we jumped in the car and hunted his friends down. He like totally went into 'cop mode'. That was hot too. He found his friends and jumped out and tackled one of them to the ground and got them in a headlock. Definately cop material. mmm mmm
It was hiliarious! One of this friends had scrambled over the fence to get away from Derek chasing him and he ripped his pants! He was jumping over the fence so fast he ripped the front and on the way down ripped the back. The car was like facing the fence with the headlights on this kid, his boxers were showing and everything. Derek and I were in the car and Derek told the kid to show him what happened to his pants. Derek like grabs my head and moves it down by the seat and holds it there with his hand so I couldn't see. It smelt like the shaving cream. mmm hottness.
The kid kept his back to me on the other side of the fence when I came out of the car. If they didn't tell me he ripped his pants I woulda thought he pissed his pants trying to get away from Derek. hehe... My boyfriend scares the crap outta his 'friends!' How hot! Then he started talkin' like his Vati again. "Is that clear?" haha...hotness. Then he went to Patricks house (kid with ripped pants) and hooked up his hose and water to wash off the car. By then Ben, the freshman that got tackled and Patrick showed up in Bens car. Patrick stayed hidden behind the car the whole time. Derek turned me around so Patrick could show all the guys what happened to his pants. They all busted up laughing.
We stayed out and talked with the boys. Derek wasn't that mad anymore. He smelt great. He took me home. He explained to me Mutti why I was late. I giggled/coughed all my confessions of how hot I thought he was that night to Mutti. He's so hot. That's the theme of that night. hahaaaaa....
He's so hot and he's MINE!
How many times can one person fall in love with another?