Today I had my first pap smear.
My first urine sample actually.
My first breast exam.
My first stabbing in the finger for blood.
Which still hurts by the way.
Aren't there better ways of getting blood?
I honestly don't have anything to say about it....
I'm at a loss for words on such activities...
But hey, she said my hymen was low and wasn't broken.
Which means technically I'm still a virgin!
She was surprised.
"Have you had intercourse?"
"Didn't it hurt??"
After everything that's been up there... and it's not broken?
That is one strong hymen.
Man oh man. Sex will prolly never feel good now.
I think I need the surgery.