Listening to: Backstreet Boys - Wierd World
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST BRAXTON!!!
The big ol' 6 years old!
Yer prolly in the middle of your Bday party right now. Yo momma said they were having a party today with yer little friends (I only know of Emeron but apparently you have more, enough to eat half a sheet of cake anyway) from 1-3pm before she had to go to work.
I dropped off yer pressie and I hope you like it. You said you wanted some type of bad guy Transformer, a decepticon, whatever that is. I asked yo daddy while I was at store if Megatron was a bad guy, a "decepticon", or whatever. I got a resounding "yes, he'll love it" Apparently Megatron is the ultimate bad guy to fight the hero good guy, Optimus Prime, that I got you for Christmas. Yo momma says it'll be yer favorite gift and that Optimus Prime transformer I got you has been the only to go survive so far. She said she couldn't find it fer ya. Boo yah. I saw it had those missle/bullet things you could shoot from the action figure guy, I know you like those. I'm the favorite aunt who finds the cool stuffs and don't you forget it.
To the boy who still stomps his foot, folds his arms, glares with an angry scowl on his face when he's angry.
To the boy whose teacher has given up trying to find you hard enough books to read in order to keep you occupied and sends you to the computer lab to play while the other kids are reading at a slower rate.
To the boy who mothers his baby brother more than his own mother does.
To the boy who still has hissy fits before bed time and never sleeps which results in yer mother drugging you.
To the boy whose attention span lasts about 15 minutes for each activity which results in A LOT of activities in one day, especially Saturday.
To the boy who is continuously learning by asking questions that spark the occasional thought of "heck, I dont know" or "I should know that" or sometimes "I learned that once didn't I? Was that in college or highschool? Who was my teacher again? Oh yeah, thats when I had that boyfriend....Uh, what was yer question Braxton?"
Well, I'm here for ya, whether you like it or not. Whether I'm helpful or not. Hey and do me a favor kid, don't forget about me okay?
I love you and your family, Always and Forever