Listening to: Fall Out Boy - Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name
My new hobby at work, since the boss hasn't been around so far this week, selling stuffs on KSL.
I posted my dresses for sale and that was quite frankly depressing. I wore a frickin size 2?! What the hell happened to my body?! I didn't have a baby and it just exploded in the last year leaving only stretch marks. I'm selling my blue dress that Wesa borrowed in like 8th grade and that dress would STILL fit her. I'm selling my pink puffy princess prom dress. I remember shopping for that. I came to SLC and found it. Completely homemade. $115. All my own money. Senior Prom in 2006 with the stupid cow Derek. Surprisingly I still fit in it. I love the dress, but the memories that come with it aren't so great. Then I have that size 2, $135 sage green dress I paid just for Loryn's wedding. That was a nightmare, the dress fiasco, not the wedding. My gut is too huge for it now, but it still fits the giant butt I have. My mother, the dear that she is, tends to help the situation go downhill and she suggested I sell my to-be wedding dress. *super sigh* I definitely wouldn't fit in it now, its prolly a size 2 also, but I WILL expand that dress somehow and it WILL fit me on that special day!....right? Why'd she have to go and say that? Who would do that?
Anyways.... so I posted those and got bored and started thinking of all this other stuff I could sell. Musical instruments, dallins stuff, dustins stuff, etc. I bet if I went through the whole house I could find so much stuff to sell. Forget the D.I. I'd be rich. I'm going on a rampage. Quick, hide your stuff!
I can see how ppl base their life off how many reviews/views/comments they get on their blog an' stuff. I sit and watch to see how many views my dresses have had in the last day. I'm still super mad that my other dresses disappeared. My big puffy blue one I used for senior year in theatre. My off white empire dress I went to Subway in. My big giant puffy green one that would never fit me. Grrr. I remember letting Kirri borrow the blue one so that ones prolly long gone, but the otheerrss. It will be like 10 years down the road and I'll still be mad I can't find them.
The dresses are my last straw, I'm going to the gym today!
Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday Claine.