I stole his phone and said he couldn't have it back.
He said he needed it cuz it was his only contact with the world.
I said I could be his world, he doesn't need them.
He said that was really hot. I blushed so hard I couldn't even look at him.
I haven't heard someone say I did something hot since...well the last brown boy about a year ago now.
He invited me to the Off Broadway Theatre and paid for me to watch 1.5 shows. He ditched me the last .5 show to go drinking and I ended up walking like mile to my car, alone, at midnight. Yeah, not so happy with him.
Sunday I invited him to dinner with mah fam with an evil grin cuz I know this pattern with brown boys and their lack of desire to meet my family. But he said yes. Maybe I should've thought that one through a lil' longer....
It was fun to play with his lack of teasing skills, ego, and tongue twisting skills. I like to watch and make boys squirm. mwhahaha I win. He described me as being "difficult". Me? No. Never....
One of those Mondays where you randomly say "bite me" or growl quietly at random objects/people throughout the day....