Aaaahhh! The boss has pink eye! Run! So contagious!
I told him to go home and give it to his family and not me!
My eyeballs are scared! They shakin!
I dont think I have the health insurance to handle this.
I can't sanitize myself and this office enough.
Must not contract disease. Must not touch eyeballs. Must make boss go home!
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I'm beginning to think my boss hates me.
He wants me to get diseased.
He won't stay home. And he's touching -everything-!