Listening to: Them Idiots - Blue Comedy Tour
So I haven't said much lately, mainly cuz its been going good. I only have something to say when something is wrong or bugging me. I'm just a complainer I suppose.
Most recent roommate bugging me issue:
She's been here about 1.5 months and before she came I stocked up T.P., yeah thats right, tiolet paper. And in the last 1.5 months all like 10+ rolls of TP have disappeared, just from the main bathroom, who knows about downstairs. Now I've seen a couple times some huge wads of TP in the tiolet like it didnt/couldnt flush down. It's all wrapped up like in the shape of a hand, wrapped 50 times and dumped and expected to flush. There has to be some logical explaination for this. I mean girls wrap up tampons or something, though they shouldn't be flushed, and she is pritti constant at this TP knapping business...
Now I don't know what she's doing with the TP. I don't wanna know what she's doing with the TP or why the hell she needs so much. Her butt ain't no bigger than mine!
Its just ridiculous the TP is disappearing so fast! We had some left on the roll I noticed on Friday and mentioned to myself that this should last AT LEAST until Wednesday, at least, even with her weird habits, right? I came back Sunday night I believe, and it was gone. Not even a courtesy replacement roll (mainly cuz there wasn't any to put on). Just an empty tp roll sitting there.
Now I've been using the downstairs TP for awhile cuz I ran out of it upstairs, but I only got like 1 or 2 more rolls downstairs and I'm sure that won't last til the end of the month!
I'm not so worried/angry about my TP disappearing and she's not replacing it or paying for any of it, I'm more so worried about where its been going and how much is in there and how long it will take for it all to come back the way it came! She gonna plug up my pipes! Its takes time for that stuff waste away.
So I brought up a roll and hoard it in my room and leave the empty roll sitting there. Now she goes in there and goes to the bathroom and I don't know what she's using...if anything cuz there clearly is no more TP. I don't want to know how she's cleaning herself up really. I just want my tiolet not to be plugged up! But then again, I go in there and use the bathroom and she thinks I'm not using anything either. Mysteries.
She just has this way of making the awkward things an issue, issues you dont want to talk about. I mean, how do you approach this subject with a roommate? "So, uh, I'm not sure what yer doing with the TP and I dont really wanna know, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop putting SO MUCH IN THE DAMN TIOLET.... and/or pay for the TP from now." The same thing with the dog pooping all over the yard... "So, uh, could you clean up your dogs poo in the backyard, its piling up..." Who wants to talk about poo with somewhat of a stranger?
I mean, I've been told I use a lot of TP, and I agree, but seriously, 10+ rolls in more than a month, I'm not even that bad! I suppose I am helping her tho. But still, for two ppl it shouldn't be that much. Anyways...
And then back to the dog thing. Just when you think it cant get worse right?
She shaved that dog, I swear almost to the bone. The last time I saw her shaved it wasn't that much/bad. But this time.... its one thing to see the pink of a dogs skin but its a whole nother when you can see the scraps and knicks on the skin like its road rash or something. That dog looks like she got ran over by a lawn mower. She came out with cuts and scraps and pink skin everywhere. Its really sad looking. Then to top that one off, the past like 4 days its been raining and been in the 50's or 60's and she puts that dog outside in the morning, when its colder and already raining, and that dog is bare naked sitting in a puddle of cold water shivering. Seriously?
But thank goodness, some neighbor left a note on the door asking us to put the dog inside during the dog cuz she barks non-stop and this neighbor just happened to mention, in a way, that she felt bad for the dog being outside in the heat and miserable, something like she would be barking so much too if she were as miserable. Didn't mention the cold days the dog happened to be outside shivering, only mentioned the summer days. Oy. Apparently I'm the only one that thinks a bare naked lap dog could be cold in the rain in the 60 degree weather.
Whatever. I got some validation at least about the dogs situation and was super glad someone spoke up about it so I could tell my roommate and she'd finally listen and keep the dog inside. Yay! Whether it be wet and cold or dry and hot, the dog has a better chance of living now. Maybe the weird dreams of the dog freezing to death come next winter when she puts her back out there will go away now. Maybe the dreams of the dog dying of heat exhaustion and dehydration, or even hunger will stop. Well, I ain't never doing a dog here again. Thats for sure. Too many nightmares.
This week is going wonderfully I suppose. Friday night I will head up to Logan and see Kirris new baby girl. Saturday morning I will make the trek to Boise ID to see Natalies new baby girl. I will stay Sat, Sun, and come back Mon. Sun will be the babies blessing and then Mon we will celebrate Mitchells bday. Three day weekend with Memorial Day. Yay! This will certainly be an interesting adventure. All of her friends, couples, some with children, will be there and then her mother. All in the same house? Awkward. Glad I got a hotel room and I'll even share with those that dont have kids. Weee an adventure! Maybe I'll make it to Oregon, just so I can say I been there!