Masturbation's lost it's fun and I'm F#*%ING LAZY.

Okay, fine. You all don't seem to let me go of the fact that I had a horrendous summer. Do not tell me otherwise, you are not me, and you did not have the same summer I did. The was one highlight, spending two great days with my best friend and his dad. But other that that... True, it could have been a good summer, but the fact remains that Dan Schultz's summer was not good. It was far too lonely.