the umpa-loompa's in my closet went mad! they ate my bed(my floor is hard)...they ate my brother(and i thank them for that)...they ate my clothes(i feel a draft)...they ate my homework(my teachers don't believe me)...and they ate my lunch(i'm starving to death)! and then yesterday elmo caught them in the act of eating my dog when he broke through the window and beat all the umpa-loompa's until they were in coma! he's my hero...it's too bad that when the cops found out the searched elmo and he had a gun(hints elmos-got-a-gun), so they arrested him...i'm sad now...boo-hoo!