If I Had What is life? Life is like a big obstacle Put in front of your optical to slow you down And everytime you think you gotten past it It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they really your enemies, with secret indentities And disguises, to hide there true colors So just when you think you close enough to be brothers They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny Money is the root of all evil Money'll make them same friends come back around Swearing that they was always down What is life? I'm tired of life I'm tired of backstabbing a** snakes with friendly grins I'm tired of committing so many sins Tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins Tired of never having any ends Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins I'm tired of this dj playing your s*** when he spins Tired of not having a deal Tired of having to deal with the bull**** without grabbing the steel Tired of drowning in my sorrow Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo I'm tired of mother******* spraying s*** and dartin off I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour Then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off I'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk I'm tired of using plastic silverware Tired of working in building square Tired of not being a millionaire