Basically, we (the people who would enjoy reading or writing '15 ways to avoid a good southern ass whoopin') are patriotic barbarians, we love to say 'ass' and believe enunciation is for those intellegent people with whom we have little contact. A direct result of our traditionalist views that cripple society. We are the reason america blows. NOTE: Please keep in mind not all southerners are quite as thick as the confused dipshit who wrote that crap in the first place.