this one time, i ate a noodle, and it was all slimy and warm and limp and slightly fuzzy and covered in dirt cuz i ate it off the bathroom floor of a gas station. oh boy, that was a nasty noodly. it was big and hollow, with a big hole on one end, and closed on the other. it was really white, and had something in it, kinda like a donut, only grosser. it was almost as long as my hand, and really stretchy, tasted kinda like...i dunno, a rubber glove. dont eat those noodles man, because once you learn that they're not really noodles, you'll be really grossed out. do you know what they're really for?

sure do like it in the ass... go furbies! go unicorns! yay, i love beastiality!

everytime a unicorn fucks another uncicorn, a baby get its tail.

i love kitties. they are fuzzy and soft and have BIG SHARP FUCKING TEETH TO KILL YOU WITH WHEN THEY ATTACK YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND YOU BLEED TO DEATH IN AGONY ALL OVER THE LINOLIUM FUCKING BATHROOM FLOOR. oh. i like rainbows too.

fucking bunnies in the ass. happy time in lala land!!!!!!!!! fuck me!

i love the sun!!!!! and happy1 fuck this is the ugliest thing ive ever seen FUCK. shoot me.