You are about to use me. Please, follow the instructions not to get screwed: 1 love me 2 at least pretend to love me 3 make me sure that I'm the last hope 4 don't try to buy me 5 don't try to hurt me 6 don't use me tohurt anybody 7 don't ask too many questions 8 try to use me not very often 9 don't pretend to be my friend 10 fuck off when you're told to do that