okay here is some shit that we have to cover. if you want to hangout with us (and whatever even if ytou dont these are muy bien rules of life, mmkay? mmkay. so yea, here we go. this is by all of us, dani cc and me. 1. if you get caught with ANYTHING and i mean ANYTHING (drugs, paraphenelia, cigarettes, etc.) or get caught in the act of doing something or a past event of wrong doing is discovered, DO NOT drag in anyone else, say its all your fault and no one elses. thats it. dont rat out you friends thats rule numero uno, okay mofos? okay. 2. dont write any thing you do illegal or bad down . in any journal tht can be read . 3. always be with someone when you experiment with drugs or are doing something for the first time. this is smart, dont question it, just do it. its even better to have someone who has doen it before or someone who is sober while you do it, but at least do it with someone okay? or be on the phone with someone to preven death, alrighty? alright. 4. dont ask questions when and parent or some one untrust worthy is around . ex if u say i dont remeber u ahve 4 holes in ur ear . then a parent will look and be like hey ya . and u coudl have periced them ur slef but werent aloud . so then u have to lie and risk getting caught for tht too . 5. befor eyou do ne thing illegal or bad tht ur not aloud to do . make up and excuse a head of time so if u do get caught you all will have the same explanation 6. take every precaution.after you smoke weed first thing u do is brush ur teeth , eye drops , wash hands , put weed and pipe away , then eat (possibly change clothes if u want )i.e. do everything in your power to not get caught, take all precautions 7. dont leave anything or anyone out. dont go behind friends backs and shit like that its gay, we're all guilty of it, just lets stop. also be honest if your friend says do i look fat in these pants and her love handles are splooshing up over the sides tell her DONT LIE dont be so brutally honest that you say oh my god girl you look the fattest fuckin piece of shit in the whole world, you dont have to be harsh just say change you look fat you dumb blind whore basically be honest i wanna hear it from you instead of embarrassing myself publickly ok? simple enough. the rule is dont leave anyone out and be honest 8. if your xbf is an ass dont be his friend if he comes back and says he still loves u .and if ur friends xbf is and ass dont let ur friend talk to him ne more. it will just make things more complicated 9.look out for each other. dont let them drunk drive dont ket them drop out of skool . make sure they dont screw up their lifes like that . tell them when 2 much is 2 much 10. if your parents let you know that you are going to be drug-tested from now on, do not show your dissapointment... i.e. DONT START FUCKIN CRYING LIKE ME! its dumb and DOES NOT help the cause... save that for your room with the door shut at 4:20 when you are sooper sad because you cant celebrate and smoke. mmkay? just dont do what i did and dont be obvious. well, as you see those are the rules we're gonna add to them and shit still but whatever. if you dont follow these rules (or at least try, or at least SAY that you tryed, teehee) then i shall beat you over the head with my frying pan of doom, and siarah will smack your ass with her flip flop of doom and danica with poke you in the eye with her spork of doom, got it? yea, thats what i thoght, and in the case that you get any of us in trouble, not only will we beat and torture you we will actually mite literally kill you. you were warned. love you all! sleep well tonight! (these are more like guide lines not rules)