I'm not exactly sure why this works, but I'm banned from my job. Not fired, banned. To bring a little light to the subject, I work at a bar. During a particularly deep night of Shenanigans, involving certain individuals I just shouldn't be allowed to cooperate with, I may have spoke unwisely. IE telling the bartender she looked like a downs syndrome person. It's a weird sitchayshun. But hey, It's nice to still be getting paid.