I AM A NINJA IN PAIN

NEVER!!! no matter how mad or sad or pissed off you are...rip your hangnail half an inch down your finger just cuz you want to...it hurts...and actually bleeds too..alot oh well i just made a really cool cd for my friends whos moving away and hehehehe it is the shit and shes going to love it...i would put the playlist up but i dont remember the songs and im on a different computer so i cant get it foxtrot uniform charlie kilo was on it tho..and i was going to put the "i must be emo" song but i changed my mind google "the emo song" to hear it...you must..i insist i fucking laugh my head off every time excuses to use for work when your playing hookie "I'm too drunk to drive to work." "I accidentally flushed my keys down the toilet." "I had to help deliver a baby on my way to work." "I accidentally drove through the automatic garage door before it opened." "My boyfriend's snake got loose and I'm afraid to leave the bedroom until he gets home." "I'm too fat to get into my work pants." "God didn't wake me." "I cut my fingernails too short, they're bleeding and I have to go to the doctor." "The ghosts in my house kept me up all night." "I forgot I was getting married today." "My cow bit me." "My son accidentally fell asleep next to wet cement in our backyard. His foot fell in and we can't get it out." "I was watching a guy fixing a septic pump, fell in the hole and hurt myself." "I was walking my dog and slipped on a toad in my driveway and hurt my back." "My house lock jammed, and I'm locked in."
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