How to make a kay Ingredients: 5 parts anger 3 parts crazyiness 5 parts beauty Method:Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little lovability if desired! Username: Personality cocktailFrom Go-Quiz.com UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP KAY AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.Username: From Go-Quiz.com

And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies And you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am

'perfect' its just a bad day and now i give up i can never get a break with my kind of luck just be your self i want noone else you are perfect if you want to hold me you are perfect for me looking around here emptyness fills me all that life for nothing it was just my foolish pride you see look at me now just another face in the crowd you are perfect if you want to hold me you are perfect for me not a day goes by when i dont wanna cry too scared to say goodbye i dont see a sign waiting for my time and thinking you are perfect if you want to hold me you are perfect to me its just a bad day and now i give up i can never get a break with my kind of luck just be your self i want noone else you are perfect if you want to hold me you are perfect to me

I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

this is such a good song: Mile upon mile, got no direction. We're all playin' the same game. We're all lookin' for redemption. Just to pray, to say the name. So caught up now in pretendin' That what we're seekin' is the truth. I'm just lookin' for a happy endin'. All I'm lookin' for is you. You came upon me, wave on wave. You're the reason I'm still here, yeah. Am I the one you were sent to save? You came upon me, wave on wave. I wandered out into the water, An' I thought that I might drown. I don't know what I was after, Just know I was goin' down. And that's when she found me. Not afraid anymore. she said: "You know, I always had you, baby. "Just waitin' for you to find what you were lookin' for." You came upon me, wave on wave. You're the reason I'm still here, yeah. Am I the one you were sent to save? It came upon me, wave on wave. Wave on wave. Wave on wave. An' it came upon me, wave on wave. You're the reason I'm still here, yeah. Am I the one you were sent to save? It came upon me, wave on wave. The clouds broke and the angels cried: "You ain't gotta wipe the floor." That's why it put me in your hands. When it came upon me wave on wave. Yeah, it came upon me, wave on wave. You're the reason I'm still here, yeah. Am I the one you were sent to save? An' it came upon me, wave on wave. --------------------

Basically, we (the people who would enjoy reading or writing '15 ways to avoid a good southern ass whoopin') are patriotic barbarians, we love to say 'ass' and believe enunciation is for those intellegent people with whom we have little contact. A direct result of our traditionalist views that cripple society. We are the reason america blows. NOTE: Please keep in mind not all southerners are quite as thick as the confused dipshit who wrote that crap in the first place.

I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing ~ Aerosmith I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping While you’re far away and dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure Don’t wanna close my eyes Don’t wanna fall asleep Cause I’d miss you baby And I don’t wanna miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I’d still miss you baby And I don’t wanna miss a thing Lying close to you Feeling your heart beating And I’m wondering what you’re dreaming Wondering if it’s me you’re seeing Then I kiss your eyes And thank God we’re together I just want to stay with you in this moment forever Forever and ever Don’t wanna close my eyes Don’t wanna fall asleep Cause I’d miss you baby And I don’t wanna miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I’d still miss you baby And I don’t wanna miss a thing I don’t wanna miss one smile I don’t wanna miss one kiss I just wanna be with you Right here with you just like this I just wanna hold you close Feel your heart right next to mine And stay here in this moment for all the rest of time Don’t wanna close my eyes Don’t wanna fall asleep Cause I’d miss you baby And I don’t wanna miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream would never do I’d still miss you baby And I don’t wanna miss a thing

FUCK: When is fuck Acceptable? There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so fucking look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"-- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"-- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the fuck are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered fucking showers,my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999 and a drum roll............ 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.

Im so bored. Theres nothing to do. I wish I could drive, its not fair. My dogs barking at some psycho guy walking up the driveway. He might just break into my house and kill me. Ya never know. This is such a great song (its better put to music but ill write it anyway): Please come to Boston For the springtime I'm stayin' here with some friends And they've got lots of room You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk By a cafe where I hope to be workin' soon Please come to Boston She said no, boy you come home to me She said, hey ramblin' boy Why don't you settle down Boston ain't your kind of town There ain't no gold And there ain't nobody like me I'm the number one fan Of the man from Tennessee Please come to Denver To see the snowfall We'll move up into the mountains So far we can't be found And throw I love you echos Down the canyons And then lie awake at night Until they come back around Please come to Denver She said no boy you come home to me She said, hey ramblin' boy Why don't you settle down Denver ain't your kind of town There ain't no gold And there ain't nobody like me I'm the number one fan Of the man from Tennessee Now that drifter's world Goes round and round And I doubt if it's ever gonna stop But of all the dreams I’ve lost or found And all that I ain't got I need somebody I can cling to Somebody I can sing to He said please come to L.A. To live forever A California life alone Is just too hard to build I live in a house that Looks out over the ocean And there's some stars That fell from the sky Livin' up on the hill Please come to L.A. I just said no Boy, you come home to me She said, hey ramblin' boy Why don't you settle down L.A. ain't your kind of town There ain't no gold And there ain't nobody like me I'm the number one fan Of the man from Tennessee

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she walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and stary skies; and all thats best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and in her eyes: thus mellowed to thet tender light which heaven to gaudy day denies. one shade the more, one ray the less, had half impared the nameless grace which waves in every raven tress, or softly lightens o'er her face; where thoughts serenely sweet express how pure, how dear their dwelling -place. and on that cheek, and o'er that brow, so soft, so calm, yet eloquent, the smiles that win, the tints that glow, but tell of days in goodness spent, a mind at peace with all below, a heart whose love is innocent - George Gordon, Lord Byron

RIAN IS SUCH A JACKASS

this is a great song (by cross canadian ragweed): Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong They're too damn skinny or way too long I ain't no holy roller so I just use a bong Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got Haulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man I tell you what Them boys from Arkansas they got some damn fine pot (Chorus) Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag And they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag I got some in my guitar case and I'm not the type to brag But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms (Chorus)

the only thing that keeps me from strangling him is my dignity