this one time, i ate a noodle, and it was all slimy and warm and limp and slightly fuzzy and covered in dirt cuz i ate it off the bathroom floor of a gas station. oh boy, that was a nasty noodly. it was big and hollow, with a big hole on one end, and closed on the other. it was really white, and had something in it, kinda like a donut, only grosser. it was almost as long as my hand, and really stretchy, tasted kinda like...i dunno, a rubber glove. dont eat those noodles man, because once you learn that they're not really noodles, you'll be really grossed out. do you know what they're really for?