My Mission...

by myscarletlife
Feeling: hungry
Should I Choose To Accept it... Is To... Find Myself... GRUBBAGE!!! Cause I'm really hungry right now and there's nothing to eat around here that even looks half way interesting, but I'm sooooooo tired of the burgers and fries routine! *sigh* I wish I had some super teleportation device that would teleport me where I needed to be to end up with what I needed to aquire within a matter of seconds and then return me back again before anyone knew I was gone. Then my world would be complete. Well... mostly.
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joltbloodedpsycho and i think we should meet you. i think you belong with us. you are one of us. oooooo.....


(was that spooky?)

anyway AIM= WREN2979
[Anonymous]
Join us...
::spooky Evil Dead music in background::
Tootles.
hey if we all had teleportation devices, that would fucking rock. And there would never be congestion on the streets! you know?! lol. hehe :D thanks for the note.
[Anonymous]
Get all the food you have and put it in a blender. Apply liquor liberally to conteract the noxious taste. And viola! Instant barfage. Well...mostly. Wnat a bland meatloaf sammich? I'll even put ketchup?catsup? on it. The fancy kind even. Eh, eh? :D I'll even make you lunch if you really want.
Tootles.
As for the liquid concoction of DooM, I think I'll have to pass and just settle for a bagel with cream cheese.
Although the offer of a Meatloaf Sandwich or you cookin for me is VERY tempting... GAH!!!
I can't handle the pressure man!
Want*! It's want* dammit!! Damn I'm retardeded. :P
Is it bad that what I wrote there made me crack the hell up? I make myself laugh in such stupid ways. Alas, such is the way of the dork.
Tootles.
You know, I was quite confused there for a moment as to what you were ranting about, so I took the time to read through the post and figure it out.
Don't worry about spellin errors, I'm quite fluent in the language of "Typonese."
And no, it's not bad that it made you laugh. Lauging is a GOOD THING!
Behold the power of DORK! :P
I think you should teleport me out of this place. Let's go to Vegas.
Sounds like a plan, but on one condition!
That condition being that you promise to wear those ever so sexy gold stripper speedo undies while we're there!
Wearing them, and my silver Elvis jumpsuit, as we speak.
Tootles.
OMG! *dies from pure lust overdose*
Hells yeah I'll join! JBP assured me that there would be virgin sacrifices and all, so I'm sooooo "down"! Add me to msn if you can, since I don't really use AOL that much and don't really like the program.
kitishane at hotmail.com
Replace the at with an @ (like you didn't already know)!