Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?