...makes ya think...by xoxstephxox
this makes me think... and its relly tru! haha i found it to be kewl... enjoy! ¿? Questions of Life ¿? . . . Doesn't “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?? . . . Why does ur nose run and ur feet smell?? . . . Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored . . . Why is Charlie short for Charles if they both have the same amount of letters?? . . . When french ppl swear do they say pardon my english?? . . . Why do the numbers on a calculator go down while the numbers on a phone go up?? . . . If u had x-ray vision and u could c throu everything wouldn't u really b seeing nothing?? . . . Why do cable companies put their commercials on tvs that already hav cable?? . . . What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?? . . . If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?? . . . If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?? . . . Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?? . . . "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?? . . . Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?? . . . Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?? . . . Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?? . . . Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?? . . . If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?? . . . Can you get cornered in a round room?? . . . Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?? . . . Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?? . . . Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?? . . . Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?? . . . Can mute people burp?? . . . Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?? . . . Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?? . . . If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?? . . . Why is "number" abbreviated as "No."? When there is no "o" in number?? . . . Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?? . . . If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?? . . . If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?? . . . If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?? . . . Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?? . . . If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?? . . . If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?? . . . If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?? . . . If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?? . . . Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?? . . . Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?? . . . If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?? . . . If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?? . . . Can you have amnesia and de ja vu at the same time?? -- i especially found the one that u cant breath thro ur nose and ur mouth at the same time to be amusing! (( thats cause i seriously tried it about a million times! )) LOL! --
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