Sex. What's so great about it? Sure, it's nice, and feels good, but so does a back rub. Humanity claims to be so much higher up on the primordial food chain, yet we can't shake one of nature's primary algorithams. Procreation. That's not to say that some men and women haven't taste the fruit, and never again decided to endulge in it's sweet nectar again. Regained virginity happens. Sometimes. Sometimes, it's voluntary as well. I just think it's hilarious how, after a paticularly good session, some can't stop themselves from wanting to indulge in one of the most basic, and taboo, carnal pleasures. It's amazing what society has done with Sex...especially religion. When I was young, all I heard was "Sex is bad!" "Stay a virgin!", yea, right. After I lost my virginity, I never looked back. And now that I'm going to be (technically AM) a father, I just don't get it. It makes no sense to me, that sex is so taboo. If done correctly, it's the most precious thing two human beings can share, save a child. The way it brings the two bodies together is poetic. And this too, my own feeling, are amusing. Why is it so great? I'll never be able to fully explain it to myself. I'm ranting in circles again...

You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw95%Pinhead85%Michael Myers55%Jason Voorhees55%Freddy Krueger55%Leatherface55%Hannibal Lecter50%Candyman50%Buffalo Bill40%Captain Spaulding40%Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Judaism. Your views are closest to those of Judaism. If you are not a Jew, do more research on Judaism and possibly consider becoming one; however, realize that conversion to Judaism is difficult. Judaism was the first of the Abrahamic faiths; it precedes both Christianity and Islam.Judaism96%Islam83%agnosticism67%Buddhism58%Paganism58%Hinduism33%Satanism33%Christianity25%atheism13%Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)created with QuizFarm.com

Your Deadly Sins Wrath: 100% Envy: 60% Greed: 40% Lust: 40% Sloth: 40% Gluttony: 20%Pride: 20% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46% You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You? You Are 80% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

You Are Rum You're the life of the party, and a total flirt You are also pretty picky about what you drink Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

You scored as Hitler. You are one cool person that wants to take over the world and you will kill who ever you need to get to the top.Hitler94%the juggernaut bitch88%chewbacca81%sonic81%yoshi75%bob marley75%leprechaun black guy63%Captain planet63%charles xavier56%R Kelly56%ronald mcdonald44%Michael jackson44%hamburglar38%which bad ass person or character are you?created with QuizFarm.com You Are 24% Capitalist, 76% Socialist You tend to be quite wary of businesses, especially big business. While you know that corporations have their place, you tend to support small, locally owned shops. As far as the rich go, you think they're usually corrupt and immoral. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

Your Political Profile: Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Now there's something else that just pissed me off. What's the deal with these internet dating sites? What happened to a man or woman walking up to someone they found attractive or interesting and striking up a conversation? What happened to the personal touch? Have we, as a society gotten so lazy that we can't even go outside to find out own mates? And while I'm on it, whatever happened to meaningfull, lifelong relationships? Did they die with Elvis? As I posted earlier today, all it seems that anyone below the age of 50 cares about is getting a piece of ass, and getting rich. This land is my land. I've fought for this country! And I'm ashamed to admit I live here. God help us all...

There's nothing better than turning on the TV, driving by a billboard, or reading your favorite magazine just to get bombarded by this capitolistic facist debacle of a country's twisted sense of beauty and power. Ass and the almighty dollar are the new gods. Lust and greed. To my opinion, two of the most dishonorable deeds that one could commit. The day's comming, and I just can't wait, where murder and rape will occur just are commonly as smoking, and be even more accepted. Probably encouraged. And you know, we're almost there. AMERICA, WAKE UP! Those anarexic (I know it's spelled wrong.) models we see everywhere are NOT beautiful! They look ILL! Feed the models!

What do you do, when there is a person in front of you, tempting you to a path you have recently deviated from? What do you do if you so badly want to follow this inevitably damned way? Hmm. Anyway. The planets are aligning in my favor, and the stars shine brightly down on me as I smile in the night. The beams from the moon bombard my body with a purity unknown by unbelievers. I love the night. That's when the beast comes out to play...

Ignorance is the enemy of unity. But what kind of unity is best? I feel, that knowing who and what you are, is the best way to understand those around you. And can you truely overcome something you don't understand? No. So why not understand those around you that you so eargerly await to overthrow. Befriend them. Love them. Cherish them. Keep them close. Make them safe. Make them warm. Then completely and utterly destroy the very foundation of their life. Remove the pillars that support their world, and bask in triumph as you watch them plummet to doom. Or, shoot them. Both work. Same end goal. Moving on, I love you too Kitty.

"Paperwork makes the world go round, and money is the grease that allows the axel to spin." I used to say that, alot. It's not quite so catchy, but it's true. Now, I think it should be revised. But what to say? Obviously, I'd say something about the global scarcity of fossil fuels. Or could it be about the ignorance of America's current administration? Ah! What about the constant need for petty men to fill their pockets with pieces of paper that continuously lose their value due to their own need to horde said pieces of paper? Or, I could simply say this. The fire's comming. Check your own religious texts, I don't care to quote any, and then piss someone off by forgetting to quote more. But I will say this, in closing. Cockroaches are going to inherit the earth.

Scientists have debated at great length for some time now to the subject of life within flames. Are they alive? They breath, eat, reproduce, react to the environment, move, grow, and die. Is it just that our form of judging what's alive is clouded so that we can't see a new form a life in front of us? Or can it be that we so dearly overestimated our own intelligence that we try to breath life into an inanimate force of nature? What about evil? What is evil? "Bad" things? What's "Bad"? Non-good? Well then what's "Good"? How do we, mere mortals, know the differance between the black and white? Or is there no black and white? Could it be life is measured in shades of grey? No act is ever truely wholesome. No words are ever truely sincere. Think about it. Who in this world has never commited a "Bad" act? Who has never commited a "Good" act? Humans are mortal. We are not perfect. Why should we try to be? Why should we strive for an impossible perfection? The immense futility of trying to obtain true perfection just...makes me laugh. Stop living your life by the guide of some unknown person. Look inside your souls and learn to know the truth. Know yourself. Or you'll never know anything.

A revelation has come! No longer shall the bonds that once held me in servitude control my eternal destiny. I have a gospel to preach. This shall be my stand. You all shall be my disciples.

My diary's sexy. Isn't it? Yea, it is. Red Reign!

I'm engaged. I love it. She loves me. Life seems....decent. If only others would let me live?

Room's almost finished. Got the rest of my stuff. Found out someone's waiting on me. Things look up.

So many things have happened to me this last week. It's amazing. Almost scary. I plan for this to be a dumping point of far fletched thoughts and useless dreams....a peek into my psyche. On display for the world to see...