ok one day a couple wit a daughter were gettin ready for thanksgiving the mom put lipstick on and messed up then yelled shit the girl asked mommy whats shit "shit is lipstick said the mom the dad carved the turkey and cut himself and yelled fuck the girl asked daddy whats fuck "its carving said the dad then they got in a fight and the mom called the dad a faggot and she asked whats a faggot "a gentleman she said the dad called the mom a lesbian she asked whats a lesbian "a lady he said so on the way the girl made a sign that said" welcom lesbians and faggots my mom is putting on shit and my dad is fucking the chicken