outlet noodle man

by fishstick
Why is it that whenever I plug something in, the first try is always wrong? I have a 50% chance of correctly placing the plug into the outlet and still, I fail miserably at this task. This confuses me. Much like this guy: I'd like some food. Those ramen noodle cups are so not filling. And they're freeze dried. I'm no noodle eating astronaut.
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sort of like how people say everything is always in the last place you look. of course it is. only a moron keeps looking in places after they have already found what they were looking for in the first place.
yes. right. i meant it was frustrating like people that say that. at least you aren't confusing paperclips with electrical plugs. then it wouldn't matter which end you stuck in.
And that guy also confuses me. I think once, when I was an impressionable youngster, he asked me into his windowless van when I was walking down a dark alley with hand-signals much akin to those he is making there.

Bastard never did give me my candy. Per se.