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i'm leaving for ohio on tuesday.
pictures from the pwt's concert a week ago.
edit:: yesterday
katie's picture
lauren white's (its suppose to be gerard way)
idk who's this was
andrew lanning's
hey rob schnieder's on wwe.
me and jessica just went swimming. i was naked.
we're going to have a photoshoot.
jessica told me about this guy and this poem and she showed me it and i'm going to share it with you cuz we both love it.
Poem: "Barbie And Ken 101"
Poet: Rafael Casal
sometimes I feel like I'm sittin' in the back row of Barbie and Ken 101
a class we are all in, but never seem to learn from
Some general ed requirement for
Students of American culture
A GE that convinces even the brightest
of young women that sex is survival of the thinnest
and I'm sick of this education that doesn't serve our best interests
my teacher has no face
she is every Revelon model women have ever chased
her lectures come through magazines in beauty shops & add campaigns,
shit
just turn on your tv
this just in, a skewed perspective for todays youth y'al ladies aint thin enough, fellas aint trim
enough, wanna be sexy?
Y'al don't go to the gym enough, cut to commercial, common just come tune
in to our maintenance team, convince you're ugly then tell you how to fix it with maybeline
Perpetually started by these dolls marketed in the late 50's named
Barbie and Ken
hence the
class I'm in
Are you following?
Shit didn't end
They keep moldin' Barbie to fit new trends
next maybe they'll have club hoppin' Barbie
With thongs as accessories
video hoe Barbie
abusive boyfriend sold separately
underaged Barbie
Cobey Bryant included
or 9/11 victim Barbie
and Ken is proud to get recruited
problem is all these teachings are womans decay
and I'm startin' to worry cuz my girl is up front and she's getting an A
this is where I start getting pissed off ok
when the f**k did it become all about
tuckin' in the gutt I gotta get the bigger breast
shit I wanna fit a little better in a dress
so let me get a little skinny gotta fit into an itty bitty
size slimmer so I livin up the chest
please
teacher teacher I wanna give my oral presentation
cuz I have a problem with the class, and matter of fact, I have, a fat ass grudge with the
whole administration
you're the reason my girl won't eat in front of me in restaurants
the reason that she thinks she's overweight in over ten spots
less gut less pudge less lunch less real, more looks more love more Barbie
appeal?
f**k Barbie and Ken
My future daughter will never play with them
you're the reason bleedin' 15 year old girls arms are slit
You made 12 year olds think skinny was a compliment
And now it's too late
I can't write my way through this bathroom door
So I raise my hand in class cuz I can't stand it any more
Teacher teacher your lectures all backwards
You got mothers and daughters forgetting what matters
Cuz above tits, ass, lips, legs, and ugs
The most attractive women are the ones who don't give a f**k
So screw your teachings your lessons and plans
You skewed sick distant relative of the man
Your plan for brainwashin' my baby I reject
I'm walkin' out of this class, and I will proudly take, my F
hope you enjoy
later
hey this this cool website called fadishist.com i love it.
today jessica's probably gonna come over to stay the night and we're going to watch the real world and laguna beach woo!
edit
yesterday i took a lot of pictures off my wall and put them on posterboards and made collages. it was fun.
check this out:
see if you can see it. look closely at every detail in the picture and you will see it.
i love that picture.
andy milonakis has a disease he's really 29 but he looks 10.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1429102/
pics from the fair.
LOVETHISSHOW
my mom is leaving for vegas on monday. yeah!
plainwhitet's concert in 5 days!
^^isn't that an awesome necklace?
this is for jessica (happy bday):
okay he's gorgeous and everything but his nipples are kinda weird looking. & nipple looks are important to me.
ok bye!
today consisted of:
drivers ed.
eating.
watching friends.
watching america's next top model.
doing drivers ed work.
MAGNIFICENT!
TOOTHPASTEFORDINNER!
"i'm thinkin of joinin an "i hate turkey club" although i do love a turkey club" - joey tribbianni
+add on
i am watching toothless and its actually quite touching.
oh yeah wednesday is the last day of drivers ed for me unless i don't get my worksheets done, i probably wont get them done because there are so many and i'm on the computer instead of doing them but its okay because i don't really care that much. oh yeah i guess band camp is on the week that i'm going on vacation and i'm not missing vacation to go to band camp. i hope that i can still go to band next year if i dont go. oh well... i guess i'll have an extra elective.
okay goodnight. i am so tired because last night i kept waking up and i had modest mouse playing and i accidentally pressed repeat the whole cd so it was bugging me but for some reason i wouldn't get up and turn it off. but anyways i got really scared during one part because i woke up and heard the baby track they have on good new for people who love bad news and that thing always scares me cause it has a baby laughing and yea its odd.
i'm kinda wired.
"there's some kind of shriveled up animal in the bathtub"
"thats my granny"
- i dont remember
MAKE FUN IDC DUMB
jessica's was fun.
so was kels's!!
last night kelli spent the night. we took pictures and watched my backstreet boys dvd backstage pass. brian littrell is hott.
kelli is gorgeous but she denies it.
tomorrow i'm going to skip driver's ed and go out of town with my mom and get jessica and kelsey's bday presents. then i am coming back and i'm going to lawerence with katie and jessica for jessica's bday. sadly i wont be able to go to jessica's party on saturday but i'm going to kelseys. i can't believe that she's turning 16. it makes me sad/happy.
i need to call katie.
i have bicycle by queen stuck in my head.
i didn't go to weightlifting at all this week.
today in drivers ed sheriff craig davis came in and showed us slides of car accidents and showed us 3 people who died but would have lived if they had their seatbelts on. they were so white it was gross. there was one girl who was thrown 100 ft. from her car and they showed us a picture of her dead and she was wearing an awesome belt. she was beautiful... but yeah she's dead.
why are conservatives crying about homosexual people wanting to get married, what are they going to not be married anymore if they do? so stupid so stupid so stupid fuck.
thinking of cutting my hair.
my mom is a bitch. she complains about how we never do housework and all she does is sit on her ass in bed sleeping or watching mash. i'm just tired of her shit. she always threatens me with saying that i can't go to the pwt's concert to make me do things. how low. dumbpoo.
in drivers ed today broc davis's dad came in to talk to us about driving near semi's and he showed us a video that had an actor in it who's name was Oms. they sang a rock n roll song, a country song and a rap song i think. i was watching peoples reactions and corey bell was singing along, oh it was funny.
kelli broke up with justin, about time! i thought that it was never going to end. i don't know about him though, he was one of my best friends during school but now in the summer when i haven't seen him once, he seems to annoy me. i don't know it might just be the whole kelli thing.
omg marcel just told me that chris r. is cheating on lesly and he doesn't know it. he was so fucking hilarious during school. i dont know.
MARCEL IS SO HOTT!!!!!!