hey rob schnieder's on wwe. me and jessica just went swimming. i was naked. we're going to have a photoshoot. jessica told me about this guy and this poem and she showed me it and i'm going to share it with you cuz we both love it. Poem: "Barbie And Ken 101" Poet: Rafael Casal sometimes I feel like I'm sittin' in the back row of Barbie and Ken 101 a class we are all in, but never seem to learn from Some general ed requirement for Students of American culture A GE that convinces even the brightest of young women that sex is survival of the thinnest and I'm sick of this education that doesn't serve our best interests my teacher has no face she is every Revelon model women have ever chased her lectures come through magazines in beauty shops & add campaigns, shit just turn on your tv this just in, a skewed perspective for todays youth y'al ladies aint thin enough, fellas aint trim enough, wanna be sexy? Y'al don't go to the gym enough, cut to commercial, common just come tune in to our maintenance team, convince you're ugly then tell you how to fix it with maybeline Perpetually started by these dolls marketed in the late 50's named Barbie and Ken hence the class I'm in Are you following? Shit didn't end They keep moldin' Barbie to fit new trends next maybe they'll have club hoppin' Barbie With thongs as accessories video hoe Barbie abusive boyfriend sold separately underaged Barbie Cobey Bryant included or 9/11 victim Barbie and Ken is proud to get recruited problem is all these teachings are womans decay and I'm startin' to worry cuz my girl is up front and she's getting an A this is where I start getting pissed off ok when the f**k did it become all about tuckin' in the gutt I gotta get the bigger breast shit I wanna fit a little better in a dress so let me get a little skinny gotta fit into an itty bitty size slimmer so I livin up the chest please teacher teacher I wanna give my oral presentation cuz I have a problem with the class, and matter of fact, I have, a fat ass grudge with the whole administration you're the reason my girl won't eat in front of me in restaurants the reason that she thinks she's overweight in over ten spots less gut less pudge less lunch less real, more looks more love more Barbie appeal? f**k Barbie and Ken My future daughter will never play with them you're the reason bleedin' 15 year old girls arms are slit You made 12 year olds think skinny was a compliment And now it's too late I can't write my way through this bathroom door So I raise my hand in class cuz I can't stand it any more Teacher teacher your lectures all backwards You got mothers and daughters forgetting what matters Cuz above tits, ass, lips, legs, and ugs The most attractive women are the ones who don't give a f**k So screw your teachings your lessons and plans You skewed sick distant relative of the man Your plan for brainwashin' my baby I reject I'm walkin' out of this class, and I will proudly take, my F hope you enjoy later