today was fun i hung with willis and i made Sean and him their pies. He lighted a smoke bomb which was interesting. At about 6 45 Willis had to leave to go visit his "Mexican Nanny" and Sean came over at around 7 so we wrapped presents and after my dad his panties up in a bunch again and yelled and left the house.. (he currently hasn't returned) Willis showed up and we exchanged presents Willis and i gave Sean a man thong and i gave him pajama pants. Willis, the previous night, gave a marijuana leaf necklace and a necklace that we had found at the school awhile back that said flirt on it, good reminders of past fun times. I gave Willis a lighter with an american flag on it. Sean gave me a beautiful heartnecklace and gave our familiy sees candies! Oh how i love candy. Thanks you guys i really loved the presents you guys rock. OH SHIT THAT REMINDS ME I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE PRESESNTS.. shit shit shit shit. WOo have a great x mas eve. hey i found this on a diary and i thought it was funny Here we are, Christmas eve. Jewish people are frantically changing flight patterns going, “Santa you Nazi bastard! Tonight’s the night fucker!” and hoping he gets clipped by a DC10. But I mean, the Jews are cool, they don’t commercialize their religion like the Christians do. I mean, when’s the last time you ever saw a bumper sticker that said “honk if you love Moses,” or “Damn all you skin heads!,” yeah, never. And I’d like to say a special Christmas to all of you Amish people, although you won’t read this, because you’re too fucking stubborn to get electricity, and even if you did, you’d still be using a commodore 64. Oh, and we can’t forget the people in the middle east, try not to lose a limb or anything, and eat everything that moves… minus family, k kids. And Merry Christmas to all the soldiers fighting there to. Stay alive guys and keep fighting, you’re doing a great job. (Canada that is, I can’t say the same for the Americans and their “Friendly Fire”. I mean do you guys even look before you shoot? Or do you just scream like a little girl and stick your guns over the wall and shoot?). Anyways, Merry Christmas to all, and have a safe Christmas. And if you’re going to the states and you’re Canadian…friendly reminder….watch out for the FF! MERRY CHRISTMAS!