so like, ultimately, i think i should just become a stripper. they make so much goddamn money. on top of that, the butterface strippers make money up the ass, and not to sound like horribly conceited, but i do not have a butterface. sex should seriously just be a casual thing. as long as you keep it casual, then no one's feelings can get hurt. as long as it's not too casual then everything will be okay. so this is like the first time in 3 years i've drank pop (soda, coke, soda-pop...whatever you call it)