tis currently 2 to the hour of 6 & i shall time myself to see how long it takes me to write this well that guy tim (val nos who im talking about) is such a dickhead! seriously he is!! & well anyhoo he just is i love that song Degenerate by Blink 182 its so funny & im really bored so i shall type the lyrics coz im so hard core DEGENERATE Crossed the street, naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see All I got is a guy Ben Dover Dont like hesh, dont like rap Kicked old Sally coz shes fat Im a jerk, Im a punk Took a shower coz I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came, they took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Dont like hesh, dont like rap Kicked old Sally coz she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower coz I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs ----- yeah im so hard core cant u see it? well im obviously really bored & im sick hahah im listening to the beatles i no ur all jealous coz EVERYONE LOVES THE BEATLES yeah thats right u no im right!! anyhoo good bye people

SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over. --------------------

well here i am with a fucking ear ache & a sore throat & i didnt go to skool & i was so friggin' bored fanfuckingtastic.... i get really pissed when im annoyed coz being the lovely lady i am i shouldnt have to endure this pain!!=( ha me a lovely lady thatd be the day anyhoo gabi is just telling me about her rebellious day with val & the other gabby and some asian guy they met hahah now thats what i call a loser! well anyhoo i got a few jokes for you to lighten up ur pathetic day Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!" that one i got from that spleak thing on msn & another one: an emo's blood type is always b-negative haha i thought it was funny...as you can tell im extremely bored anyhoo must be off cheerio T.T.F.N. tehehe thats from the tigger movie byebye!=)

omfg moustafa is such a dickhead or as val likes to say FUCKHEAD hes username thingo on msn is "Jimi Hendrix is a fag" AND!! he said that gays should have self respect coz they walk around in g strings with their balls hanging out fuck man hes such an assmole at times (sorry ppl im going thru a phase assmole is kinda my new insult so dont mind that) well me & val had a brief talk about what a fag he is & anyhoo im just bored so i shall be off love you people Aweesha tehehe oh yeah & he also said that gays are the only reason that H.I.V. is around...fucktard...

ello everybody that reads this boring diary well today i went to Burwood with Stepho & the Stacemeister & we went shopping! yeah =| well i was kinda/a little/really late & i got to steph's place at like 11.15 when i was supposed to meet her @ 10 (tehehe oops) & stace was at Burwood at 10 & she was waiting all that time! i felt really bad but then i laughed at her coz she was a loner eating icecream....actually she wasnt but it sounds funnier... and anyhoo we walked around 4 abit & then decided to watch a movie so we saw "Just Friends" its such a cute film u should see it unless you just want me to tell you about it but i wont do that coz i want you to spend the little money you have to see a movie in a crappy little cinema!! MWAHAHAHA yeah well we were just looking around at all these shops & it was quite funny coz...yeah well something happened that i cannot reveal for certain reasons but it was so hilarious i kept pissing myself..tehehe & we went into da bathroom & we were in there for like half an hour just mucking around pretending we had the force hahaha & steph got pissed coz i took her hair out hehe sucker... yeah & then we got some food & walked around some more then stacemeister went home coz shes poor hahaha not really....*cough*...so me & steph were just talking & then everything was closing & we planned to get locked in the mall like on the O.C. but she was like "OH NO WE HAVE SKOOL TOMORROW!" haha she gets so worried we couldve stayed but nooo she didnt want to...what a gronk...hahah yeah homie style bra & her mOm picked us up & dropped me home & somewhere in between all that i bought a gween top & its cool like gabbo & pringle (tehe val) who i havent seen in ages!! well actually i saw them on Friday at skool but shhh & yeah well this entry must end here BYE

hey peeps i just want people to know what happenedon the fateful day of friday... As you may or may not know things are quite awkward between Nat and Shaan & Stace & Steph theyre like little groups against each other its hard to explain without giving stuuf away such as the stuff im not supposed to give away well anyhoo long story short they had an argument & Natalie ended up crying & shes pissed at me stace & stepho she says shes not but WE ALL KNOW SHE IS!! if you want to know the full story ask me on msn biatches

the following entry will contain moderate violence -Parental guidance is suggested (or whtever the word is) for young veiwers it all started with me waking up in the broken down factory down the road & it was a school day & i orbed to my house where my clothes were neatly set out for me as if i was expected & anyhoo as i was getting dressed some guy comes up behind me & starts stabbing me I start laughing (evil laugh..yes it surpised me too) & then he orbed to...somewhere & then some guy that looked like a dude version of Natalie healed me & then he ran away yeah well then i met Kristy at the corner to walk to school as we do everyday & then she had her hair cut really short that she looked like her brother & yeah we walked to school when we reached the front i was stopped by all these homie people & they asked for my wallet & then they punched me & got my wallet & trew the money on me & ran away with the wallet...the empty wallet... carrying no money..anyhoo yeah then out of nowhere Valentina picks me up & carries my bag for me (btw she has a halo) & then we walk to first period & we have Science & we hav mr Burreto & then its lunch (yes i no my dream skipped a few periods but shhh my dream get ur own) & zac had a pie & i ate it with a straw & then everyone said i was a total loser coz i ate it with a straw & Ethan was there & he was like "Alicia we have decided that we dont want you to hang around with us" & Gabi & thas were like YEAH UR A LOOOOOOSSSSEEERRR & then i was sad & val disappeared & will f was like i still love you Alicia & then i was hanging around with him & then zac threw an egg at me & i went home & cried & then vals spirit was over me coz she was dead THAT WAS MY DREAM!! yeah its really REALLY weird & yeah haha val died nah i love you Val=)=) *huggle* dont worry i love you too Gabi...& Alex... & so on hehe..

it is currently 10 to the hour of 11 & i am up because i am a rebellious child im going to time myself to see how long i take...& yes i am immensely bored.. mmm my hair smells nice...not really but i had a shower & its all smooth...unlike gabi's hehe sorry gab that was so tempting!!=) im bored as u can tell & i cant sleep AND i havent done my english homework & we have miss silver shudder well i hav to go b4 i get in trouble!! byebye dont sleep well coz i wont oh yeah i have billys phone!! mwahaha he has weird txt messages...

as everyone knows HOMOPHOBES SUCK! wtf theyre scared of gay ppl why the fuck would u be scared of gay ppl most gay guys r so much nicer & friendlier than straight guys my friend tiffany is bi & she doesnt want to tell her bf coz hes a homophobe & he would dump her in my opinion HES NOT FUCKING WORTH IT THEN ass mole... if there are any homophobic people reading this i would like you to no YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD & YOU SHOULD GO BUY A LIFE=) thank you & as Alex said "homophobes should be fucked by someone of the same sex" hahaha go alex UR MY VALENTINE!! im not lezbian or bi but 2 of my closest friends are & i like & respect that its not stupid its cool, fine, awesome whatever u wanna call it 2 me its cool (or "PUFF" hehe hate that ad) if u dont like it u can lock urself up in an iscolated room & hav a very intimate relationship with ur hand be cause whether u like it or not 1 IN 10 PEOPLE ARE GAY SO IN UR CUNT FUCK WIT!! yes that is all i wanted to say HOMOPHOBES SUCK & WILL DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH thank you 4 listening...well actually reading but u get me love you all ~Alicia~

well hello the following entry will explain why the yr 7's are gay today is the first day of skool & we (we being everyone) were introducing ourselves to the yr7 people & being the friendly & responsible people we are, we told them "Dont take drugs, stay in skool & safe sex" & then some guy with blonde hair & a really bad hair cut asked me how long i had been on drugs for & then this other Kylie-like chic said that she feels sorry for people like me & that blonde dude kept asking me where he could get some cocaine from & THEN nat & maddie "confronted" (hehe i used a big word) that Kylie-like chic & then she denied everything stupid bitch i dont no why im so pissed BUT I AM!! that bad haired guy was really gay & all these chics were like "omg omg hi who are u are u new?" like the sun shines outta his ass or something well anyhoo Gabbo's hair is purple & it looks cool like the cats pyjamas hehe & vals hair is shmexual...wow what a word....haha but it looks heaps cool im eating quiche & its yummy so :P to you & vals dp is sweeet!! AND gabi's dp is cool too....just go see it...

well hello everyone, im back from my holiday (well obviously) & it was really nice in perth everything's so...i dont kno its just so relaxed their rush hour is like Sydney's quietest hour no joke & everybodys so friendly its really nice =) oh yeah there was this really hot guy i saw on my 2nd last day @ perth & i saw him like 7 times in 1 days it was really scary & i saw him @ the park coz i made a friend =) with this chic called Will (short for willma) like in the Flinstones...i think yeah well anyway i was with Will & she invited me to this skate competition thing & yeah so i went & that guy was there again & then he talked to me & it was weird coz...i dont kno it was just weird ok? well he was like "Hey where are you from? Havent seen you around before" it was just really awkward & weird well anyhoo i came back from perth yesterday & i went to steph's party as soon as i came back & it was really fun :) yes yes its weird that steph can be fun but it was i was the last one to arrive & stacey steph & "natty" (hehe) were there yeah well long story short me & nat ddnt get any sleep at all & me and Nat got lost in the buffet AND!! we were talking to stephs friends Julian (Joolian hehe) & Adam (ADOM!! hehe) in melbourne & Joolian has a hot voice :) & ADOM is really cute (teddy bear cute that is) coz his voice is high pitched & he laughs really funny & i find it cute well yeah thats all from me cheerio wait one more thing I LOVE YOU GUYS VAL & GABBO!!=) & my parents said im not moving becoz its to short notice 4 the skool or something but yeah im not moving so u have to put up with me 4 another year!!:P mwahaha

Dear God, well for starters i would like you to kno that you really suck & you have done nothing to people but make them worship you & stay a virgin & as for me i think you forgot to give me ur "humble blessing". here i am stuck with a bitch for a mother & the rest of my family doesnt understand b coz theyre really stupid i have really bitchy people in my life & they happen to be the only people i can call my friends (not saying val & gab r bitchy)i am probably moving skools now because of those people well thats all i wanted to tell you, thank you Gabi & Val-im never happy

well im going to perth in a few days & im not actually that excited but i'll pretend to be...oh well fuck it well my teeth still hurt:'( but it wont last 4 long..hopefully... i seriously think my parents have shit 4 brains theres something really wrong with them My mum is a complete bitch & she doesnt care about the family she loves her fucking work so much she should stay there & she'd be much happier than at home she such a tight ass seriously & she goes on & on about how i have an attitude problem & im always out late blah blah blah but she doesnt even let me go out that much anyway!! wtf is she on crazy woman... well my aunty understands but shes so calm its annoying she always like: "Alicia you must love your mother she is the one who gave you a life" yeh she did give me a life but a really shit one.bloody hell she means well but gah... yeah my mum really loves me so thats why she screams at me 4 no fucking reason...yeh she loves me heaps to do this shit

well this is my first thing (thanks to the lovely gabi/zeeki) & i shall run u thru my sexy day: woke up @ 8 because i had 2 get my braces tightened @ 9.15 *shudder* thats too early 4 holidays!!! well any hoo yeah & now its raining....& im @ home alone... on the computer talking to the great GABINESS & she keeps swearing 4 no reason *tut tut* silly girl well my teeth hurt *tear* but oh well MY BRACES ARE PURPLE NOW!!:) well all is well & i lum u all!!=)