1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. mitting the absurdity of going off with an armanian -lady chatterlys lover 2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: a lamp 3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: will and grace 4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 9:40 PM 5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 9:29 PM 6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: jazz music 7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: awhile ago i went to go ride my bike 8: What are you wearing?: mariners shirt sweats. 10: Did you dream last night? um...i cant remember 11: When did you last laugh? When I was watching The Simpsons 12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: a huge picture of a map 13: Seen anything weird lately?: yo mama 14: What do you think of this quiz?: It's actually really good. 15: What is the last film you saw?: somethings gotta give...nasty movie 16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: A new computer 17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: um...i think u know enough 18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:Get rid of the racism that the world has. 19: Do you like to dance?:Ehh sometimes.. 20: George Bush:Needs to get the f*** out of the White House. 21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: i dont know 22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: cameron or johnathan 23: Would you ever consider living abroad?: You effin know it!