Why are women so infatuated with guys who have a knack for trouble, partying, and making ridiculously puerile jokes regarding the size of their cocks? Please help me understand this. Why not go for a guy with a significant understanding about the world around him rather than a guy who cares nothing about you and everything about the next time he's getting laid? You ladies should, instead of trying to find another guy that will treat you like dirt beneath his shoes, turn to the guy you call when you're pissed at your current boyfriend. Turn to the friend who escorted you home from the party you got drunk at and never took advantage of you. I'm talking about that geek friend that you relate all guys to, but won't date because you're 'better off as friends', or you 'don't want to ruin what you have'. We all know those lines are complete horse shit. You just don't want to date him because he doesn't count his body-fat percentage. Don't you realize that he has always been there when you needed him most? When your boyfriend got angry at you because you just wanted to lay with him rather than have sex, who did you call? Surely not one of your other girlfriends...You called the guy you know would be at his house, not out getting drunk. Your geek will be the most loyal lover you will ever have. Not that guy you met playing beer-pong at the party. The geek is the one you should be dating Read this: Girls guide to geeks