| You Know You're From Las Vegas When... |
| You know which one is Sigfriend and which one is Roy You've played slots... in 7-11 Your car payment is more than your rent You've seen a porn star up close Your McDonald's has a hand-painted portrait of Marilyn & Elvis The slot machines in the airport drown out the PA announcements You've attended a drive through wedding You've been to a museum... at a casino Your favorite form of mass transport is free You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Las Vegas. |
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