sometimes i wonder what god would say if he were to say something to me.

i imagine it would be something like 'hi.' that or maybe, 'ninja flavored ice cream.' seriously though, it must suck to be god, sitting around all alone in a giant flowing robe. and everytime you try to say something to somebody, everyone else just convinces them they're crazy. and then they end up on a corner with a sign strapped to their chest. and who the hell wants to talk to those people?

oprah.