.::79::. cant breath

ew im all gross. today wa sliek our 5th soccer practice? i didnt go yesterday bcuz i had to refill an inhaler or something. but i made JV so its all good. coach hany gave me a ride home from the meeting or whatever at school and i got some cool stuff. so at school i went in early jep drove me n coco again today. so i go to hmroom and ben has like checkers painted all over his left arm with sharpie. every1s like..ben ur gonna get ink poisoning. he slike no im not. werre all whaetevr. he used to be so hot until he died his hair black. hes all punk now. great then at lunch i got one of those bread soupbowls. except mnie was defective and had a hole in it. so i kept pouring the soup in and like it owuldnt fill up. i wa slike wth??? there was soup all over the frekaing trey. iw a slike fuck but i ate it anyway. then that kid that was skateboarding with branch that one day with all of us in the tennis courts....turns out he sits at my lunch table. iw a slike woah. but victoria goes tome and is liek shfifty five. i wa sliek yeah what about it? shes liek that kid knows the whole thing and points at him. my eyes got huge and i couldnt speak. iw a slike..beh..buh..bbb. she sliek do it. so he does liekt he whole thing. that made my day. i swear it should b like alaw that any cool guy MUST be able to sing the entire schfifty five song. agh it was awsome. some idiot spilled yellow gatorade under my locker and i almost stepped in it. gross. the girl under me opened funguss locker to check for live goldfish. that kid is so stupid its funny. in french we goofed off bcuz we had some retarded sub that was a man and had like..perfume on. me blerina seabass logan and that red head kid all sat togetehr and me and blerina split the homework and copied the rest. it was so gross redhead took out his camera phone and showed us a picture that he took of this kids hair. it wa slike...cheetoh orange and completely bald in the middle. it wa sos gross. he had too take a picture of it. logan and seabass were going to go c blerina chikfil i couldnt bcuz i had soccer. so iwent tot he locker room that smells liek ass by the way. idk what happened, but it wasnt caused by humans i can tell ut hat. its gross. so i got my stuff on and all of us freshman were tlaknig witht he track ppl. so the jv team scrimage the varsity team. u can guess who won. like 5-0. i was dying. i had to play midfield by mysfelf on this huge ass field and i touch the ball maybe 5 times the entire time. i got so mad i fianlly just slid on my knees and kick the ball awya formt his one girl but theyre so frekaing big and fast another 1 got it in a second. it wasnt fun. but hey...im a starter now (i think. were playing macintosh on monday. theyr ethe peachtree ppl so tis oging to b hard. in fact, i think our team sucks and were going ot die. yep thats about it. i was grounded today bcuz i didnt lock the door this morning. my mom wa sliek UR GROUNDED! i wa slike mhmm ok. so i tookt he tv up to my room and watched a nightmare b4 christmas and at e2 bowls of popcorn and fruitroll ups. then coco comes and she just watches the movie with me. then we wnet outside and chilled on the driveway and my mom calls my cellphone and is like WHERE ARE YOU!!!??? GET BACK INSIDE UR LUCKY IM NOT GROUNDING U FOR WEEK!!!! bitch so ya now im here...bored as shit and d d dying. agh. i need to take a shower. inever did and im all gross. yuck
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