When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left" she turned around and went home

§êX Is funny You should have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day! Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) like me (too good to be true) Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex! Top 10 Places to have sex: In your bed In your parents bed In a car On a washing machine, while running In a hot tub On a beach, down in the sand On a comfy couch with the TV on On a waterbed A plane bathroom In the rain Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: In the movies In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! In front of all of your friends In a phonebooth In your best friend's bed At Grandma's house At school In your dirty basement In the street ON-LINE Top three things to say before having sex: I love you (but only if you mean it) Rock my world Let's get ready to RUMBLE... Top three things NOT to say before having sex: Is this gunna hurt? Sure....I've done this thousands of times... Are you sure it's on there? Top 3 things to say after sex: Are you sure this was you're first time? Gotta cigarette? Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: That was IT?? I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! Now.... scroll down slowly

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

A hug leads to a kiss... A kiss leads 2 a finger... A finger leads to a hand... A hand leads to a lick... A lick leads to a suck... A suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math... U add the bed... Subtract the clothes... Divide the legs... Leave your solution... And pray you don’t multiply!

Girl: hey baby i want to show you.... Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad Girl: why? whats wrong ? Boy: ugh everything Girl: explain baby Boy: just lost a championship game,parents flipped out on me for no reason,and im catching a cold Girl: well hey there will always be other games,you know ill take care of you when your sick,what your parents flip about ? Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair Girl: is it alot of money Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down Boy: bye Girl: wait i want to give you some... Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ? Girl: yeah sure Girl: bye Boy: bye *************************************************************************** 2hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she goes.....her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead.Her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition. This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend........ Sister: omg ( crying ) Boy: what? whats wrong ? Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck Boy: is she ok ? ????? Sister: shes in critical condition Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something Girls mom: yeah this... It was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in lipstick, he opened it..... It said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything I am and everything I have...I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to. And the first picture they took together he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture it looked as if in the picture she was crying Then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced... dead

..:: Relationships ::.. .1. It makes you obsessed. .2. It makes you undressed. .3. It gives you a peck, on the cheek. .4. It makes your mind go wobbly and weak. .5. It makes you special cos someone loves you.