surveys amuse me

turn off or turn on? Dresses like a thug: off Dresses like a surfer: on Dresses like a prep: on, most of the time Dresses in all black: on Dresses like a guiDo0 : huh? Sings: on Plays a musical instrument: on Is skinnier than you: eh, it depends. off, i guess. Is bigger than you: don't know Is shorter than you: off Is taller than you: on Has straight teeth: on Wears braces: whatever Has chapped lips: off. Has blue eyes: on Has brown eyes: on Has green eyes: on Has shaved legs: off Smokes cigarettes: off Smokes pot: off Is a vegetarian: whatever Has brown hair: on Has black hair: on Has blonde hair: eh, on Has red hair: off Is tanned: on Works out: on Lets you know he was thinking about you: on Has facial hair: off Has sideburns: Has bigger feet than you: on Has smaller feet than you: whatever Smiles when you walk into the room: on Calls you pet names: on Has blue hair: off Wears makeup: eh, off Plays sports: on A bad boy: off Has nice arms: on Has a job: on Has dimples: on Loves being on the phone: on Calls/texts you late just to say hi or I love you: on Drinks alcohol: once in a while, but still off Wears girl pants: on Tells you you don't need make-up: on Has his tounge pierced: on Has his ear(s) pierced: off. Has his lip pierced: on Has his eyebrow(s) pierced: off