OK! in a bout of narcissistic self-glorification, i'm putting up my answers to all these survey-thingies that keep piling up in my mailbox. so, if you ever wanted to know something about me, here it is: Name:Dia Fuentez MacGregor Fontoof Nicknames:Dia, you, smelly, the fudge master, FREAKISHLY COOL GIRL!!! Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake:14, but that was 2 years ago... Date that you regularly blow them out:Wouldn't YOU like to know... Pets: A very sickly looking fish named Duke who just died yesterday. *tear* Height: Why do you need to know? I'M SHORT, OK? Eye color: brown. hazel when i'm sick. Hair Color:naturally brown, right now it's some weird auburn colour. nationality: Uh, I live in America, so American? You decide. bro/sis:One younger bro named Eric (I fondly refer to him as IT) and one older half-sister named Rwanda. Tattoos:None yet, but I'm gonna get one of a huge sailor on my tushy one day Piercing:In my ears several times, but they always close up. I'm thinking about peircing my own belly button one day, but that doesn't seem like such a good idea. Besides, I don't want to share my belly with the outside world. Favourite snack: swedish fish & cheese CD currently in CD player: Five Iron Frenzy - cheeses of nazareth Song I could listen to all day: "Until I Met You" - Sarah Vaughan Last book I read: Harry Potter the 5th book Book I'm curently reading: Bridget Jones's Diary Boyfriend: none. human contact makes me break out in hives. Fave DQ blizzard: butterfinger. mmmm... Coolest thing in my room: my pimped-out gold bedspread, or my purple carpet, or my collection of random things... Hidden talent: I can get sick more often in one year than any other person I know besides my brother. Hidden talent I wish I had: I wish I was ambidexdrious. (Spelling?) Future aspirations: I want to be fluent in japanese, and if not, then an exotic dancer dabbling in the escort trade Favorite band/artist of the moment: Five Iron Frenzy (duh) Life Lesson of the moment: Um, don't eat the yellow snow? How much do you love your job: eh, it's not bad. pays good, they feed me, and its air-conditioned. Birthplace: Somewhere in the south of France. Had the drink Calypso: No, i'm very innocent. Been to Africa?: guffaw. i wish! Been drunk?:Yes. Oh wait, no. Been in a car crash?:No, but I think driving with my mom qualifies. Croutons or Bacon Bits:Croutons ALL THE WAY! Sprite or 7 Up?:MAKE 7 UP YOURS Coffee or Ice cream: That's obvious. Ice cream! Favorite Holiday: CHRISTMAS!!! Day of the Week: Thursday. TV show: uh, fairly oddparents? something stupid and mind-numbing. Number: 49 Why that number?it's divisible by 7. Movie: TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM, but Monty Python movies, the Three Amigos, and Moulin Rouge are really good. And of course Pirates of the Carribean. Movie quote: "It's only a model!" "SHUT UP, PATSY!" (if you guess where that's from, i'll buy you a cookie) Toothpaste: White. Restaurant: Thai Peppers Flower: hibiscus Sport to Watch: Hockey or curling Type of Ice cream: Vanilla. When was your last hospital visit? Yesterday. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? ...uh, no...why do you ask?...[shifty eyes]...WHO SENT YOU? Which single store would you choose to max your credit card? Anywhere that sells funny hats or cheap pants Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away from you?:Lauren and Courtney A. What is your favorite past time:Throwing rocks at the local wildlife. What is your favorite time of year?:Uh, winter. No bugs. Snow days. SKIING! Where do you want to live?: Anywhere in Japan (preferably with electricity & the works) or in New Orleans. Sharks or crocodiles?:What? Alrighty - crocodiles. Because of that Dundee guy. Coke, soda, or pop?:It is soooo pop, and if someone tells you otherwise, they are LYING agents of Satan. What is the happiest moment in your entire life?:Being born. Or the time when... I don't know. I'm only happy when it rains. What do you do most often when you are bored? talk to my best friend the off-white wall, draw, read Is there anyone you're crushing on right now? JOHNNY DEPP! *swoon* Most annoying thing is:MTV and bitchy guys. Best thing: SLEEP! Bedtime on a normal day: the word "normal" is relative. sometime before i wake up... What Disney character are you most like? Flounder. What is your favorite color: Dark white, or light black. Or red. Favourite sport: HOCKEY, curling, skiing, soccer, golf, and stuff Favourite cartoon: All of them except Rocket Power Favourite cartoon character: Gir from Invader Zim have you ever... smoked: yes drugs: no lied: OF COURSE NOT stayed up all night talking to someone: yup snuck out: No, I don't have to. my mom doesn't really care what I do. favourite sounds: Rain falling on the lake, music i guess... favourite places:Japan, my bed future daughters' names: Rachel, Naomi, Joslyn, Sarah, Devon, Jenna future sons' names: Ben, Luke, Jonathon, Mark, Trevor, Nathaniel who is your favourite poet? Robert Frost storms- cool or scary? COOL! If you could have $100,000,000 what would you buy? YOUR SOUL! MWAHAHAHA! If you had to pick between a month in France or in Switzerland, which would you pick and why? Are those my only choices? JAPAN ROCKS! What is the strangest food you have ever eaten? Did you like it? Tacoyaki- a Japanese vegetable squid roll. Very yummy. If you could live in any time period, when would it be? Why? that whole era during the harlem reniassance. because i love jazz and it seems like the world would be really alive and exciting. Do you ever want to get married? No. I can't handle commitment. And like I said before, human contact makes me break out in hives. How many kids? 8. And all adopted. Do you believe in love at first sight: no. not at all. TRUE love is blind. If you could dye your hair any color:i've already done the red and purple thing. i'd dye it blue, but just for fun. probably jet black. like so black the light reflecting looks blue. do you believe in chain letters? no, although the ones written by people with a 5th grade reading level are pretty fun to delete Do women suck? yeah, they do. KILL THEM ALL Craziest thing you've ever done? Gotten drunk at an Oscar after party with the cast from 10 Things I Hate About You. Oh Heath, you rascal! What's the band you hate the most? Britney Spears/Shakira/Mandy Moore/NSYNC/Dreamstreet/The list goes on and on... Favorite thing to wear: My oversized bowling boots. do you have a crush? yes. what's his name? yes. how does he act? Like a monkey. No, actually like himself when he's not acting like me, which he never does. Habla Espanol? i think this survey was written by one of those people who like to write chain letters... Color of Socks: Well, black socks. They never get dirty. The longer you wear them the stronger they get. Zoo Exhibit: MONKEYS!!! Sesame Street Character: Either Kermit, who's not really on Sesame Street, or the "meep meep" alien dudes - you know the ones! What is your favorite Beatles song: Yellow Submarine, or In My Life. Worst smell in the world? The smell of rancid garbage ripped open by a chain-smoking skunk Do you sing random songs that come to mind everyday? Doesn't everyone? What's in your head at this very moment?Uh, "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. The 80s rule. Have You Fallen For Your Best Friend?: uh, no. all my best friends are girls, and im straight. so HA! Made Out W/ Just A Friend?: no, he wasn't a friend. technically he's an enemy. Been Rejected?: uh, yeah Been In Love?: i dont know Been In Lust?: sure Used someone?:i dont think so Been Used?:hopefully not Been Cheated On?: no, not to my knowledge. Been Kissed?: yes. Done Something You Regret?: No. Cuz as we all know, i am NOT an idiot. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Do You Color Your Hair?:yes, all the time. its a compulsion. Have Tattoos?: NO! Have Piercings?: yes. where? wouldnt YOU like to know... Have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend/both?: nope...wait, yes, or no. huh? Own A Web cam?: yes. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Own A Thong?: sure. Ever Get Off The Damn Computer?: sure. i have bodily functions just like the rest of you.