this will not make sense.

because sense is far too expected. chickens can/t fly because god hates chickens. (the same for penguins too). spiders exist only to scare girls or weepish-pussified-men. crocodiles have 5 toes on each claw. ------------------- A Bad Cat Died Electrocuted From Great Heights In Jacksonville Kentucky Luminating Many Noses Open Past Quiet Reasonable Season Time Unknown Very Well Xcept You. go ahead see how easy it is. bitches. ------------------------------------ "there is only one man and his name is ralph." --------- this is what happens when you take too many things at once. or twice at once. or thrice at once. it all gets jumbled. and mumbled. -------------------------- i once knew a girl named jill. she once fell down a hill. she did not die. so down that hill i climbed. 3 shots later there she lies. oh i/m so kidding. -------------------------------------- i walk around kicking over trash cans some nights. it/s rather fun to hear the noise. when i/m really bored i try kicking over cars. but i just end up hurting myself. ------------- nothing to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. no one to do. nothing to do. nothing to do. how about you? --------------------------------------- it/s been a long day.
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OK so I owe ya 10 grand. I know yer pissed cuz its took me so long to pay ya. But here..I GOT IT! I have the cash money for ya. Come get it. [nerses]
[Anonymous]
BTW yer entry makes PERFECT sense. Its precise & specific as a textbook..XCEPT it doesnt indicate who EXACTLY yer kertangin these days! So who? Scott
[Anonymous]
My doc told me if I don't hear from Alexander OneDeath SOON I shall surely die. You aint gonna sit there & let me croak are ya? matthewwehttam@aol.com
[Anonymous]
This is the last. Four comments is ALWAYS the limit. No harassment from betabuttboy no siree. How the fuck are ya ALPH old buddy old pal? [nerses]
[Anonymous]
Consider this ALPHA. You, me and God are, the 3 of us, insubstantial and unverifyable, and, since God doesn't exist, that leaves just you and me. beta
[Anonymous]
What do Prison Romances, the Home Shopping Network and Pepto Bismol have in common? THEY ARE ALL HEARTILY ENDORSED BY ALEXANDER THE MAGNIFICENT. Scott
[Anonymous]
Do you recall Tommy(Gun), the gay guy that had a diary at this site many years ago? The two of you carried on an erotically cryptic conversation. beta
[Anonymous]
hey. you. how've you been?
hey, i asked you first kiddo. i'm doing fine, though. still stuck going to the library to get any sort of internet, but i suppose that's healthier for me than staying up all night.. i guess. i miss it.

still, how've you been? and you better answer me this time. i've missed ya. still on aim at all? i am barely ever, but i'm there.

i miss your fill-in-the-blanks. do them again? you should. yes. you will. thanks.

~your greatest fan, katie