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a panda walks in to a bar he eats shoots and leafs...then the bartender asked why he did that and he said im a panda thats what i do.... if u understand that tell me
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It's "A panda walks into a bar and shoots a bartender. The other bartender asks why he did it. The panda says "look me up in the dictionary, that's what I do!" then runs out. The bartender looks up panda in the dictionary and it says "eats shoots and leaves".

It's a pun because pandas eat bamboo shoots and leaves from trees, but in the joke he's actually shooting a gun and then leaving.
Oh, I ruined the joke. I forgot that the panda has lunch, then shoots the bartender. Hence, he "eats, shoots, and leaves".
thanks, i like yours too.
[Anonymous]
hey, im lana, i like ur diary! lol i dont get tht joke either! haha take care XXxxXX, lana