Yakuza High Times

I've just been for a meal at Ocean City with my parents. All the Chinese food you can eat for 2 hours. The waiters are so proud and wait on you in the same way as they would on royalty. It rocked, until I had to sit with the view of a toothless butch dyke woman (the term woman is used loosely) who was wearing a t-shirt with the text: "All my toys are battery powered!". The woman achieved to make me disgusted, pissed off and she even managed to make me hurl, which was a task considering how amazing the food was. Why does she want the world to know that she's a disgusting manly 40 year old who's never had any sexual contact and her only way to get pleasure is through something from a catalogue? I know she can go to Anne Summers or whatever, but I doubt even somebody that troll-like would have the balls to buy a sex toy looking like that. On another note, we went by the fair earlier today and I saw a girl who looked like Stacey getting off with some lad. I know it wasn't Stacey but she was similar. Now Stacey is probably sort of slutty and I doubt she'd be 'unfaithful' but there's a big doubt. I told myself I wouldn't get attached or bothered but I don't know whether I can handle it. Oh, I got a new bike! ^_^
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