"Losing all hope is freedom"

I'm that piece of gum you abandoned long ago. I was crushed, mangled, ripped apart, shoved back together. I've been blown up: stretched to my limit, then deflated. Stretched, toyed with, chewed up and spat back out in every way imaginable. You finished with me, sucked out my flavor, and stuck me on the bottom of a toilet. Left there to catch all the shit and piss humanity had to throw at me. Left with only the future hope of being picked up by the first retard that walked by to repeat the process. Or, to be scooped up by the drudges and cast away into the nearest landfill. There will be nobody that will ever have me the way you did, fresh from the package, teeming with life. You've doomed me to an existence of wasted garbage or tedious repeated assaults that will never be as sensual or needing as yours. You've had me at my sweetest, and I've lost all but that tiniest piece of it. I'll never forget that slight intake of satisfied breath as my taste finally touched your lips. I can only hope that you'd never forget me.
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Shit. lol The other way around. I'm on Alliance side. God we suck. We can't even take out Thrall when they basically coast into SW.
lol Don't come to Cairne then.
Fiction writing assignment
I never had problems with the lag. But I wanna play WoW when I feel like crap, yo!

And BAH! Effing Rick Roll.
although...that's really no answer to not triggering my acid reflux. ha. i guess i should just take some extra zantac? chinese it is!
...haha sorry i just stopped in the middle of what i was going to say. i had to go pee really bad. i just woke up. and now i don't remember what i was going to say cos i started thinking about something else. i want eggs but everytime i eat eggs i regret it terribly because it gives me acid reflux. so now what do i want to eat? maybe i should order delivery??? who delivers in michigan though? i want chinese.
oh that guy i date on and off ...when i first moved to chicago we started dating but then he moved to michigan... eh. nevermind. anyway.
i bet in real life you're like my jack. you remind me of him. anyway. how you been?